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#9246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Tome): GRRRGH MAKE ME A MOD SO I CAN KICKBAN YOU (griph): you mean an OP? (Tome): thatssaone (Tome): I WANT AN AMPERSAND (griph): you mean an AT


#9247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< 12@Great_Teacher_Musashi > damn <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > myspacebardoesn'twork  <13@Nemian|Stuff > haha <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > crap <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > Ican'tentercommands <@Nemian|Stuff > wth happened to your kb? <@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > heh <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > spilledsodaonit <@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > l o o k i c a n u s e s p a c e s w e e e e e e = ) *** CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary was kicked by Great_Teacher_Musashi ( don'ttauntmeIstillhaveright-click )( �I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n� )


#9248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lynyc> that's so last month <Nine> last month? they made it on the 23rd <Measure> OF LAST MONTH


#9249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead hands from my cold dead cock.


#9250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the heater <@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then radiation <@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation <@Hardedge> yummy <@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring <@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer


#9251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US? <POPOON> Your mother is. <Sprint_DSL> Oh. <Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago. <POPOON> Your mother was.


#9252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend my money on and give sexual pleasure <D3KK0N> hi...im....tina <pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch <datacide> haha <datacide> hmm....who to choose? <datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch <D3KK0N> im poor ;[ <datacide> pros and cons <temple-> ima bitch! spend on me <datacide> wow <datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please......... <McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars <temple-> oh real * datacide looks desperate <temple-> now you want to get technical <datacide> anyone? <pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll <datacide> hmmmm <miteymous> i can get you a hooker <datacide> is it life like? <D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they dont even have names for <datacide> haha <datacide> dekkon wins


#9253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and it's 4 years before college


#9254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate <chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE? <AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER


#9255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<easytease> i got the winamp setup file i think <Soimafrea> kool whats that do?


#9256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around  ? <Gryvix[FoN]> I have a  little problem <Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work <Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it back in. :) <Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right <Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it <Gryvix[FoN]> ??? <Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB. <Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish? <Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle? <Gryvix[FoN]> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. <Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it. <Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.


#9257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke at it <nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals? <hiaku> ... <hiaku> you're impossible <nerved> no i'm serious <nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything... * nerved glances around innocently


#9258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry* <Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ? <Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.


#9259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ? <phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led <conZ> will make sure of that <phaxx> good <conZ> fuck <conZ> it doesnt work


#9260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once <@mcgyver> there i was <@mcgyver> wang in hand <@mcgyver> (shut up you lot) <@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me <@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly <@mcgyver> :$


#9261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Low> wassup * sean estimates the age of Low as 11. <Low> uhhh higher <sean> liar. * Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4 <Low> im amazed u can type <Low> let alone breathe


#9262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours" <milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs. <Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing


#9263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone <Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time


#9264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler? [@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes


#9265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either... <Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...


#9266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Denkan> ASP is like a chat-dialog with the server... in PHP you type codes


#9267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?" <Blastrax> yes


#9268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<K`> mithrandi: where's this bash.org ?


#9269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.


#9270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ? <NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?


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