#9221   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RushMore> I had a hendrix video playing on the computer and my dad goes in. I go "Watch this" <RushMore> guess what he said <RushMore> "Is that hendrix? i didnt know he was black"

#9222   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE CHEDDAR CAVES ? <@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@ <+CapeTownJunk> mendips <@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds. <+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name <SuperFlea> what? <+SuperFlea> mine? <+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips <+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping them in semen

#9223   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org <Supachikn> FAMOURS <Supachikn> err <Supachikn> famous <Supachikn> ILLITERATE

#9224   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aussiedog> lol you know what happend in myers the otherday <Aussiedog> i was in there and i go.. wow this is a cool cd, *talks to shopkeeper* hey what is this cd <Aussiedog> she gives me it and asks me if i am interested in buying <Aussiedog> and i go nar.. i just wanna kniow what songs are on it so i can download them <Aussiedog> she was so pissed

#9225   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Circastes) hmm (Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider (Circastes) but i just jacked off (Circastes) so it wont be very interesting

#9226   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(cow) like if you translate the shit she said into one sentence (cow) it was pretty much (cow) i want cock (cow) man i shoulda put quotes round that

#9227   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

--- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris <Bigchris> damn i hate this weather <Bigchris> cant get it up

#9228   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rossell1> weird thing happened last night <Rossell1> I had a dream where I was on IRC <Rossell1> and everybody kept saying potatoes <ASk> potatoes <Winquman> potatoes <Rossell1> :/ <Phobius> Tomato

#9229   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Slasher1> on the subject of porn, it seems like JT has been 'away' for a fair while

#9230   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: Noirgrim (I sold my kids for cheese)

#9231   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CapnCloud> i have a screenshot coming... it's coming... hrrrrrghhhh <ashen|nekogirl> O.O * ashen|nekogirl backs far far away from CapnCloud <CapnCloud> XD <ashen|nekogirl> >.o <plubeard> ....screenshots have never sounded so dirty

#9232   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nagosaki>   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b m,/." <Nagosaki> "?VGbm/' <Nagosaki> sorry <Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard

#9233   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and think... "oh shit did i follow through"

#9234   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gleep> Damn.  The internet must be screwed up. <gleep> You know there's something wrong when you can't download porn.

#9235   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** WFTP-Stats has entered[#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> sux my dick *** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users] *** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> losers *** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users] <Loman> weeeee *** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> lazy bastards *** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users] *** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> alright im sorry <WFTP-Stats> help me with my php now plz

#9236   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SeXaH> damn i broke my g-string <SeXaH> oh hrmz <SeXaH> that looks bad <SeXaH> i ment the g-string from my guitar

#9237   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aq> dont ever tryu to beets a yiugolsavian at tequikla

#9238   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anarchos> my mom went to old navy and bought me all these clothes <Rance> and now you have to dress like a dork? <Anarchos> yeah :(

#9239   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kosh> Wait for the LotR cereal to come out... Frod-O's, with a free prize ring inside

#9240   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk <danno> I don't drink thank you very much. <danno> :/ <TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking and not you <TRIPtych2> :/ <danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx

#9241   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End <Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult <Zidane> it is you who is the dumb <ian> it's "an adult" <ian> and IQs for adults vary widely <Zidane> no a <ian> what you say means absolutely nothing. <ian> NO, it's AN <Zidane> i mean all!! <Stuntman21> What a fucking retard <xXkenXx> its AN <Zidane> an....then <Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb motherfucker <xXkenXx> d00d, <xXkenXx> theres a vowel <Zidane> ....yep <ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"

#9242   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@JE> Hosting: $5 per month. Domain name: $15, your site being down twice a week: Priceless.

#9243   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh <MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident <MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire <MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * MrSaturn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <poik007> seems funny

#9244   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<danhon> overheard in the lab: <danhon> "try doing javac first before you do java" <Cringer> hahaha <danhon> "what does that do?" <danhon> "dunno, but it works"

#9245   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn. <cstine> not that it's a bad thing. <cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now. <cstine> or towels.