#9196   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Supachikn> Demigoat, you and i are onthe same wavelength <Supachikn> or at least frequency <Demigoat> if you and I were ethernet cards attached to a hub our frames would never collide! <Supachikn> if you and i were polarised light waves we'd be fuckin lazer beams! <Demigoat> Turtles, The - So Happy Together.mp3 <Demigoat> I <3 supa <Supachikn> i less than three you too, demi

#9197   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nailbomb> ugggh, I swear I'm gonna be seeing pixels for the next week, can't wait to hit the beach tomorrow <Demigoat> yeah <Demigoat> so you can look at the sand <Demigoat> and go <Demigoat> "hmm, those look like pixels"

#9198   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing lately <Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few days <Supachikn> :( <Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star <Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"

#9199   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan <Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs <Supachikn> and anime <Supachikn> and hot chicks <Supachikn> and rally cars <Supachikn> and nice motorcycles <Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!

#9200   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(nark): under age girls in pvc... sigh (nark): only in japan

#9201   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZeroHour> that NYLUG looked decent <ZeroHour> if we did a Mississippi LUG <ZeroHour> it would be a buncha grungy ass rednecks <ZeroHour> with ghetoo laptops and paintless rides <ZeroHour> rides where the paint peeled off <ZeroHour> rides with different colors on each panel of the body of the vehicle

#9202   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Thainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc. Thainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime" Thainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid" Thainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie" Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?" Thainthallas: "yes, yes she does" Thainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city" Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?" Thainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous Thainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"

#9203   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Phillip> so <@Phillip> ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me <@Phillip> C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D) <@Phillip> C is the percentage chance that she will want to <@Phillip> p is pi <@Phillip> t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk <@Phillip> and D is how drunk she is

#9204   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<][Omen][> This is the wierdest channel I've seen in a long time <Fahr> YES! it IS Omen! and you know WHY??? <][Omen][> erm ... no Fahr <Fahr> about a week ago, all the members of this channel won a lifetime supply of pure LSD acid! <Fahr> they put it into a nice infuse and directly into the spinal cord! <][MoC][Gk> mmmmmmmmm superman :p <Fahr> GODS WE'RE STONED! <][Omen][> erm ... pure LSD acid would kill you <Fahr> yes, most of us are also dead...

#9205   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Enderski> redheads are nuts <Badtz> I like my girls nuts

#9206   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200. <SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind.  Really.  With all the squinting.

#9207   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is <n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es <n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium

#9208   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you? <simon-> TML, yes, why? <TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of 'TML->wife' <octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P <TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML

#9209   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW! <Wevah> SMALL <Wevah> MEDIUM <Wevah> LARGE <Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE

#9210   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<plod> i love wireless network card and laptop <plod> u aint lived till youve irced on the toilet

#9211   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today <aurikan> how considerate of them <aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it

#9212   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star. <@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy??? <@Cheez> you gay or something? <@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable <@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller? <@Porn-Star> of course! <@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel intentions is a bit weird <@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?

#9213   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?

#9214   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joe_> I know a girl who's being cheated on, yet she is oblivious to it. <Joe_> It's funny, until I realize I'm dating her.

#9215   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Jesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear you explain that one

#9216   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RahRaH> hey theres an idea <RahRaH> to keep my mum off the computer i can paint all of the keys black

#9217   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Yukanojo sets mode: +b stupid!people@everywhere (Yukanojo): PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK *** Renegade_R ([email protected]) has joined #help (Yukanojo): Damn, didn't work (Renegade_R): what?

#9218   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mal> I was hoping for a mod chip on my dick so I can screw foreign chicks

#9219   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FFGnome> I got an E-mail from someone weird who wants to protect my Domain Name. <FFGnome> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! ^_^ <Hellspawn> Send them someone elses domain <Hellspawn> tell them its already been stolen <Hellspawn> and you will sign up if they get you it back

#9220   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Codek> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: <Codek> You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay and you're not. <Codek> But you only have the one ass.