#8871   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bell-chan> i got the little mermaid on dvd <bell-chan> dude, if you pause it just right when she just gets her legs <bell-chan> BOOM <bell-chan> you see nothing <bell-chan> the only sad thing about that is i tried

#8872   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Claud> when you've got enough people pressed up against you so you're reaming someone in the ass, someone's reaming you in the ass and the 3 people on your sides are fondling your testicles, people sweat regardless

#8873   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work (matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was someone on IRC (matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS" (matthardy) and she saw it (matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt (matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared

#8874   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* beady husg plastering <DC_Sniper> husg? <Guilty> I wish I was plastered <beady> its like hugs, but hornier <kalypso> in the leg humping sorta way?. <beady> kalypso, yes <beady> i hold the leg <beady> and hump like a bitch :) <kalypso> tmi! tmi!

#8875   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@CC-Myshra> (Your Mom) + (Your Dad) + (Your Dog) = You <@p24t> haha <+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> wierd... <+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> no wonder i like to drink out of the toilet

#8876   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mdl> i think nec uses aperture grille tubes <mdl> and mitsu <mdl> yeah <AlmtyBob> there ar ea few I believe <RevMarcus> afaik nec and mitsumi both do invar shadow mask <AlmtyBob> if I wasn't masturbating I'd look on the back of my monitor and tell you

#8877   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PuffinFreshWog> Lord_Lamb: a cop came to our school and said that if two underage ppls fuck, they are, strictly by law, raping eachother

#8878   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* SexySam has joined #avision <Jasper> SexySam: Leave now, while you still can :| <SexySam> what's up? <CY666> We talking about first time mastrubation experiences. <SexySam> thx * SexySam has left #avision

#8879   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CY666> Yeah, I sticked multiple things in my ass in my life. <CY666> I even went to look for a virbrator in my GF's stuff once, since I was somehow convinced that she had one. :| <BUBA_kiNG> fuck.. i never gotto try out a vibrator <CY666> Me neither, because she didn't posses one. <CY666> I dried a force-feedback psx controller though. <CY666> Kind of hard to do... <CY666> You had to summon those Guardian Forces in FFVIII without the view on your controller, holding one side of the thing firmly, and laying in a weird position on your chair. <CY666> Didn't give me much satisfaction.

#8880   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bulbareon> Avalanche prevention goggles. <Bulbareon> Battery powered battery charger. <Bulbareon> Braille Drivers' Manual <FlareonAtma> helicoptor ejection seat <FlareonAtma> submarine screen window <FlareonAtma> iMac <Bulbareon> lol

#8881   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrNick668> man, a volvo hit me yesterday <DrNick668> the volvo hit me and it's gunna cost me like 200 bucks or some shit coz it was my fault <Warkha> was it an old person in the volvo? <DrNick668> nah, fat chick <DrNick668> i turned across the traffic and couldn't see her comin <Prozzy> at least the fat chick didn't hit on you, you woulda had to pay another $200 to make her go away <Warkha> or throw food

#8882   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<billa> rock climbing == need a partner <billa> maybe ill just join #gym <billa> err <billa> join the gym

#8883   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Mike grabs a pitcher of ice cold water * Mike then pours the ice cold water over narzy <Mitch_Shrader> i did that to a skunk once. it was educational. <Mike> LOL!!!! <Mitch_Shrader> the skunk didn't like it much either.

#8884   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

>>> dsfh [[email protected]] has joined #computers <dsfh> hey i got 512 ddr ram and my computer is only using... <dsfh> Memory Usage: (Usage: 197/512MB (38.48%)) �         (|||||||||||||||||||-------------------------------) <dsfh> how do i make it use more?

#8885   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Enrico> do you like your co-workers <Thibster> I'd like them to leave me alone <Enrico> have you tried shooting them... I bet you didn't. <Thibster> no I tried <Thibster> they respawn

#8886   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grimspoon> would you amputate an innocent babie's arm, skin it and use the baby arm skin as a condom in order to save 60 million lives? <Destrox> you'd get to fuck somone with baby skin to become a hero for earth <Grimspoon> i'd prolly not skin it, just jab the whole arm on my shlong and the little baby fingers would be like "ribbed for her pleasure" <Grimspoon> i'd use the baby arm to ass fuck jessepence <jessepence> ooooh yeah

#8887   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wirm> going to bed in 15 mins <wirm> 10 <wirm> 12 <wirm> 14 <wirm> fucking download remain steady <wirm> 13

#8888   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|-|p|> neko-kun <|-|p|> amrit is a h8er <|-|p|> and what do we do to h8erz in this chan? <amrit> deop em? * amrit sets mode: -o |-|p| * karr sets mode: -o+o amrit |-|p| <amrit> like that? <|-|p|> no, we usually don't do anything to haters <amrit> ooh, heh * |-|p| sets mode: +o amrit * karr sets mode: -o amrit <|-|p|> haha <amrit> ... <|-|p|> j00 got revenged ;p <amrit> faggot ass bot <amrit> I AM THE FUCKING 0WNER <|-|p|> that's what j00 get for hating, dawg <|-|p|> got to be a lover, not a hater

#8889   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chris> aaaaah this class never ends <chris> i'm bringing headphones next class <chris> and a zip dick full of oggs <chris> er... <chris> zip disk

#8890   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tajar> Just a heads up... I may be gone for a few days <Tajar> Hurricane Lili is heading our way <Tajar> and they evacuated the town next to us <Guildenstern> Back up your harddrive just in case <Tajar> Guildy, I'm unplugging it. And I have zip disks of the important stuff <Guildenstern> bout 900 <Kiir> you know you are a computer geek when you have a hurricane headng your way and the first thing you do is backup your harddrive

#8891   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* DarkScream watched some kid get hit by a car. (DarkScream) On his bike too. (DarkScream) The front end of the bike exploded, i almost got hit by the shrapenal (DarkScream) I woulda helped.. but. (DarkScream) I was laughing too hard and stuff. (Sklathill) o_o;; (DarkScream) I hurt my neck rolling on the ground. (Vulpes) I feel less bad about laughing when I read about it, now. (DarkScream) Laughing, of course. (Riffraff) ...is the kid okay? (DarkScream) Of course not.

#8892   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<j03bl0w> I did a /ignroe *@* CHAN in one window earlier today and only just realised, it worked in every window, and i've had EVERY channel I've been in on ignore today .. <j03bl0w> No fucking wonder I was bored <j03bl0w> I just thought "strange, no ones talking today" <j03bl0w> fucking hell.

#8893   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daimonic> i was standing in the kitchen waiting for my toast for about 2 minutes <daimonic> stoned out of my head so i just stood there looking at the toaster <daimonic> then when it finally was done it gave me some fright <daimonic> fuck

#8894   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dude68> I just spent the last 15 minutes talking to an AI bot <Homie22m> i think it was like 50 minutes <Dude68> shhh.. I'm gonna pretend that it was only 15... so I don't sound lame...

#8895   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tr1v14s3rv314m> 28. tegucigalpa is the capital of ______ ? <Rive> wtfux <Dr3w529> fuck that. <Rive> Later