#8846   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Celestar> I'm just disassembling the notebook, the battery contacts are dirty and need cleaning. <Celestar> I think I overdid this disassembling. *holds LCD panel in hand*

#8847   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^Jenn^> hard to find good landlords that work with you <Glyolis> Your landlord works for McDonalds?

#8848   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fRaz0r> there was a guy who ran into a bank with a gun and shouted freeze mother stickers this is a fuckup <JennyRae> did he get any money? <fRaz0r> all the people in the bank just laughed and he ran off embarrased lol <JennyRae> darn... he didnt get any money.....

#8849   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ishmal> im so naiive sometimes,  for a while, i thought "Dubya" was some russian guy

#8850   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hogan> hah some asswipe went to support to ask how to open iso files

#8851   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bloodshedder> HEY YOUR PENIS IS MISSING <macvilewhore> HEY I FOUND IT <macvilewhore> ITS IN YOUR ASS <Bloodshedder> must be small, i don't feel a thing

#8852   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|YoShi|> FBI just came to my house <Shorty> when they held up their fbi badge didn't u say somethng heroic <|YoShi|> yeah i said, hold on let me get dressed

#8853   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<luva_bd> i want a dick in my pussy <luva_bd> oh and a puppy

#8854   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<torm_> fuckin gay school tommorow <Avram`> There is school for that?

#8855   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@CMX> got a speeding ticket the other day <@CMX> and the fucking asshole cop <+mootlife> how fast? <@CMX> insulted my car <%jdp> wtf... lol <@CMX> 69 in a 55 <+mootlife> insulted your car? <@CMX> fucker asked if I had any dead midgets in the trunk implying I have a little car <+mootlife> LMAO!

#8856   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spookshow-away> playing: Various Artists - Track 10 <FadeJade> good track

#8857   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@LordZERO> I used to think a girls butt was forbidden. I was so young, and naive...

#8858   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of text in a picture he just downloaded <PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P <bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me

#8859   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shut^D0wN> one time i called office depot and asked "What kind of RAM do you guys have?" and the guy said "We dont have RAM just memory..." <Wario64> So what kind of memory did they have? <Shut^D0wN> I dunno... I think i had an anyerism

#8860   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<p1astik> i think i should just dry shave, i mean, the razor is just right here and it saves me a trip to the bathroom <bugster> but you could get a beer at the same time <p1astik> tempting...very tempting....oh..the decisions i have to make

#8861   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Melchior ([email protected]) has joined #allniterz *** Ass-Mastah sets mode: +a Melchior <Orlyx> lol <Melchior> what <Orlyx> ur hostmsak <Tripper> Melchior you, my friend, are gay <Orlyx> what happened? <Orlyx> *** Melchior ([email protected]) has joined #allniterz <Orlyx> lol wtf <Orlyx> whyd u get that as ur vhost <Melchior> lol wtf! <Orlyx> lol <Melchior> i have no idea <Orlyx> i bet if u quit and come back itll go away <Melchior> i never saw it *** Melchior ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ) <Orlyx> lmfao <Orlyx> god i love him

#8862   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Ashy_Boy has joined #rpgfan <KeeperX> ashton: http://www.goatse.cx <Ashy_Boy> ? * KeeperX waits <Ashy_Boy> (^#*&#(*^$*&^$#(*&^#(*&^$(*&^#(*& <KeeperX> BAHAHAHHAHA <Ashy_Boy> FUCK YOU

#8863   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MegamanX2K>yeah, the best thing Saddam could do now would be to go to the Un and hold a conference in which he tells then plainly, "The only place you need to send weapons inspectors to is...MY PANTS! Cuz baby I've got a big one stowed away there, ready to launch! Ohhhhh yeah!" <MegamanX2K>...it's not like he's actually respected to begin with...

#8864   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<souletr> god i hate fucking stupid bitches <souletr> er <souletr> *hate stupid fucking bitches <souletr> i'd fuck stupid bitches

#8865   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<masttime1> i gotta pee <masttime1> brb <masttime1> SHIT <masttime1> IM SO KILLING MY BROTHER <masttime1> he put saran wrap on the toilet <masttime1> and i peed all over my foot

#8866   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zeuxy> I have to take all the dead small children out of my walls. <Zeuxy> Cable guy's coming on monday. <Kayin> Zeuxy: so you're a pedonecrophiliac? <Zeuxy> Kayin: I never said I fucked them. <Zeuxy> .. well.. just the chicks <Zeuxy> But usually while they're alive <astral> 'usually.'

#8867   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[CSI]X-Crispy> bagging groceries is like tetris in real life, I realised

#8868   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[+Badtz] good sex = the best shit out there [@orion] what's the bandwidth requirements?

#8869   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<oneshadow> hi there, im looking for a guy under 25 to severely and permanently damage my penis, im from ny and will travel, also offering $500 maybe more, lets talk private!!!

#8870   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do something like install a program or a driver or set a different resolution, a big black dude runs in and kicks you in the side of the head