#8896   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Soulfly-> come on simo we all know what u do on those long brisbane to sunshine coast train trips.. <Soulfly-> YOU THINK ABOUT SEX POSITIONS DONT U? <simo> no <simo> i wank <Croew> oh god * Croew has quit IRC

#8897   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(CountZero) does anyone know where i can find the irc channel for bash.org?! plz help thank you (Sunk) Hrmm.. (Sunk) I don't. (turb0) no (Val[AWAY]) Hrm. Can't recall. (D3KK0N) #bearcave (Badtz_brx) what is bash.org? (Val[AWAY]) #microsoft, maybe? *** Kick: CountZero was kicked by Amanda_ (Amanda_) (Sunk) ROFL (turb0) HAhahahahaha (Xanor) lol (turb0) that was classic (madog) omg (Val[AWAY]) :)

#8898   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CofeeVint> how do i d/l ? <Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes y2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)

#8899   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trife> past 2 days i been in the best mood dunno why <far_away-> cuz u wante sex0rs <trife> well i was about to get laid yesterday but my stepdad just fuckin got home <trife> :( <trife> as soon as i unbutton her pants my stepdad pulls in driveway <far_away-> fuck him <HSOK> yeah man <HSOK> just go at her! <HSOK> shoulda gone downstairs, gave him a twenty and said "go see a movie, i need a little time with the lady"

#8900   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AMD_aTHLON_MP> [email protected] <C0ZMIC|WoRk> yeh <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i work for microsoft <AMD_aTHLON_MP> oh ok <AMD_aTHLON_MP> to u know l cracked the windows xp home <C0ZMIC|WoRk> heh so what <C0ZMIC|WoRk> many people crack our software <AMD_aTHLON_MP> do u know the trick <C0ZMIC|WoRk> once you try and install service pack 1 your ip will be logged and traced <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l work for the tnt2 cracker team <AMD_aTHLON_MP> we cracked over 40 milon softwares <AMD_aTHLON_MP> look man <AMD_aTHLON_MP> we got a ip logging that gives u fake traces <C0ZMIC|WoRk> microsoft already makes millions from coporate buyers <AMD_aTHLON_MP> that how we cracked win xp home <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i already got your IP from IRC <C0ZMIC|WoRk> @acc6-ppp29.hay.dialup.connect.net.au <AMD_aTHLON_MP> ok <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l, joking <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i can call your ISP and ask them who you are <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l not evevn useing win xp home <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l,m sorry <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l was only jking <AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l got a licesed copy of win98 <AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me

#8901   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DevDuck> how can we you worry about a little speed difference when there's such huge problems in the world? like hunger and war and my mozilla crashing!?

#8902   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<datacide> i just wanted to type shutdown -r now <datacide> and what i typed was stfu -r now <datacide> and for a moment...it looked as though the damn machine was gonna do soemthing <datacide> like a....stfu hidden binary

#8903   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shafty> but you can't expect linux to hold your dick for you while you pee like windows does... <Snapcase> I don't want it to hold my dick, but it would be nice if the toilet wasn't an unmarked cinderblock. <Thraq> and you have to shake it yourself too.... <Thraq> just grab that root and shake it good <Thraq> and say "Take that Microsoft"!!!!!

#8904   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hawk> I'm gonna be tied up shortly...my brother and girlfriend are stopping by <Roman> ... <Monk> so which one's tying you up? your bro or your gf?

#8905   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Posno> ne 1 h3r3 <Monk> is there a minimum level of l33tness needed to respond to that?

#8906   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TK-Work> Don't know if I should get 1 1,000 watt fog machine or 2 700 watt fag machines. <Ouroboros> Whoa. <Ouroboros> fag machines? <Ouroboros> What do those do? <TK-Work> bend over the trick or treaters as they come to the door

#8907   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant it was heavy or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it

#8908   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RunNHide> women should be computers - then you could re-configure their mouths to be input-only devices

#8909   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason crime is dropping today is because the abortions started in 1973 of single mothers of ethnic backgrounds <Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here today to be criminals

#8910   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Perryman> my vacuum blows <DooMStalK> Perryman: You know, a lot of people have ended up in the hospital with embarrassing injuries because they thought their vacuum "blows"

#8911   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stat_`> we thought about catching a duck and cocking it :P <Spartak> cocking <Spartak> you sick fucks <stat_`> cooking <stat_`> COOKING I SAY

#8912   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DamianMor> On the Top 50-100 page, is it possible to scroll down further? say top 200 etc <datacide> no <DamianMor> Thought not <maff> top one jillion <datacide> take random :-) <DamianMor> Random ones are not as high scored ;) <McMoo> maybe you should stop letting other people decide what's funny <McMoo> you son of a bitch

#8913   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MyTh`snoogans> mY�mom�stole�mY�keYboard�So�im�using�chaRmap�to�type�this <MyTh`snoogans> god�This�sucks <Unknown[SwHo]> charmap ? <Unknown[SwHo]> like a palm-pilot ? <MyTh`snoogans> yoU�pRes�The�bUTTons�wiTh�the�moUse <MyTh`snoogans> iT�TAkes�foReveR *  *   *   *   *  *  *  * * MyTh`snoogans has joined #clan-swho <MyTh`snoogans> did my mom think i couldnt find the keyboard in the living room <MyTh`snoogans> wtf was she thinking

#8914   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+DarkWaffle> newbie mIRC question: is there like a favorites folder i can add channels to? <+NaGone> No you type /server irc.dal.net instead DarkWaffle �[email protected]� has Quit iRC

#8915   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Siren changes topic to 'Is it considered oral sex if my pc goes down on me???'

#8916   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* rabid_si is going AFK. * rabid_si is now known as rabid_si[AFK] <DopeHat> Rabid is going to anally fist Kao. <rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now DopeHat. * because_he_is_busy_wanking has joined #infinity <because_he_is_busy_wanking> Rabid <rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now because_he_is_busy_wanking.

#8917   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mosswing> anyone here got berserk series ?� <Mosswing> in DivX format <^cell^> i got a boner <^cell^> does that count? <Mosswing> what is boner ?� <Mosswing> is it good? <^cell^> yeah man <^cell^> everyone has a boner <^cell^> why dont you? <Mosswing> how many episodes? <Mosswing> i would like it too if it is great :)

#8918   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dilema> acronyms make this world a better place <AswethinkweServ> lets have an acronym contest <Lisa[NY]> stfu

#8919   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage. <rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century" <avoozl> rofl <avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the nuclear winter

#8920   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Catalyst> iMike: have you ever heard of a virus that corrupts the shit out of the registry... <Catalyst> and really buggers with the kernel <Catalyst> and rundll <Catalyst> actually, everything. <iMike> yeah ive heard of that virus <iMike> commonly called 'windows'