#8721   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D4NG3R0U5> i hjad this really fucken scary dream dude <D4NG3R0U5> i was walkin down this empty street <D4NG3R0U5> and for some reason i looked up, and there was a big FATAL ERROR message in the sky <D4NG3R0U5> and it turned out that god had a dev team scripting dreams, and my (faulty) dream was somehow published wo being tested... <B1u3^T3rr0r> yet another reason why NOT get high while watching the sci fi channel...last night matrix was on, and after that nightmare on elm st III

#8722   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tdn> imagine you wake up and you open youre bedroom door and theres a huge whale penis greeting you and then it just explodes -kabaam- and fills your whole room. <tdn> hahah sooo wrong window

#8723   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Targen> rofl, I'm running Windows 1.01 on my old comp! HAAHAH <Cyber_Akuma> ha! <Cyber_Akuma> i have windows 1.00! <Targen> ...gah <Targen> and I already managed to crash it

#8724   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment <kiwiman> .. <kiwiman> Jesus <kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you <@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? <kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us how enlightened he is <@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it <kiwiman> No <kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"

#8725   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Measure> hey cao how can I win back raltash's love? <Measure> I think I pissed her off <Caoilin> uhm <Caoilin> stop saying she has a huge hairy clit for one <Measure> yeah... <Measure> good idea

#8726   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[NOREAGA]> whine <[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u <[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie <[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon

#8727   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that does <me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily. <spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET

#8728   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change of OS drive <stix> can i fix that?

#8729   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> but your fucking pathetic 14 yr. old mine doesn't realize that does it? <Accident> :| <CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> mind* <Accident> at lead i can spell

#8730   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Turranius> Hate it when I wanna watch a movie, but dont wanna start it cause I need to pee and I'm too lazy to get up. <Turranius> Im thirsty too <Turranius> Hmm, I might be able to solve this after all.

#8731   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison <comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then

#8732   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can shutdown, reboot etc ?? <Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for starters <koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a shell? :p

#8733   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<angelwhisper> what fucken os does linux run on???

#8734   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@neom> I need some help Finding the name of a song. I sung a bit of it www.johnedgar.co.uk/help.wav - I think it has "Come tomorrow" in the words.

#8735   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Targen> you know, I had a dream with some soldat in it <Targen> and also that sniper guy <Targen> and also some stuff about a girl <Targen> and also these weird people whose anuses were all the way up behind their chest <Targen> (seriously) <Maxrpg> sounds like a music video!

#8736   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Geno> What Brandon needs, is BATTLEFIELD 1942. <Brandon64> Geno, I GOT IT! <Geno> hooray! <Brandon64> I bought it Thursday!  You wanna play?  Give me a server <Geno> 159.234.141.275 14567 <Brandon64> I'm just kidding, I didn't buy it.  And I probably never will.  Hahahaha <Geno> Once again you tear my heart in two. <Brandon64> It's fun

#8737   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<croich> what! how did u know?! <croich> :O <JolMarth> spies <JolMarth> your dog is wearing a camera in his collar <JolMarth> i know where you live <modmastaz> O_o <croich> i don't have a dog.... <JolMarth> whoops then it must be your mom :p

#8738   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003 <Vak> what? people still buy software?

#8739   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkYouth> When you read your emails more often than you masturbate, you may need to rethink your approach to life I guess. <Fes2001> or you need to masturbate more :P

#8740   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bell> It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you find when cleaning your keyboard, I've found <Bell> I even found a couple of dead ants. <Bell> I'm assuming they perished while trying to retrieve said crumbs.

#8741   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses � as their symbol. I need to convert �189.00 into english dollars.

#8742   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sponge> windows needs a big red button that deletes windows when you click it.. itll be temping to the morons <sponge> and thus the internet will be left with all the smart people <sponge> and the newbie mac users

#8743   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans <@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns Cuda is [email protected] * ... Cuda End of /WHOIS list.

#8744   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Haydn> i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its reflection

#8745   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+dilema> that sucked <@corr> what happened <+dilema> I spilled coke all over my keyboard <+dilema> so now i got sticky keys <+dilema> NO... it's from the coke i swear <@Lisa[NY]> uh huh <@corr> haha <creature> That's what they all say... <+dilema> please when i am in pr0n mode I bust out the syran wrap to protect my keys <+dilema> i know better