#8696   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D3v1in^jr> i learned just how hardcore goth girls can be last night <D3v1in^jr> got with this girl sarah...her clit was painted dark purple

#8697   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Straight|Sleep> i seen a black jew once <Straight|Sleep> but i think that was a disguise and he was robbing the store

#8698   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pazzo> anyone got a windows XP cd-key? <ClinRaro> Pazzo: FCKGW-E4TMY-C0CK-F4G0T Pazzo is [email protected]

#8699   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spengler> this type of wankery upsets me. <closque> as opposed to the other kind, which has quite the opposite effect

#8700   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MTZ> UH! - incoming mail ... pretty late today <SNeAK> how can mail be late ? slow computa ? <MTZ> LOL - im talking about REAL mail

#8701   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<robbie> :D\-< * robbie was kicked by c-rOCK (punch.) * robbie has joined #geekissues <@c-rOCK> wheres your precious -user now? muahahahahahahaha <robbie> hey im not +fag anymore <robbie> whats that? <The_Llama> something is awry <robbie> what does awry mean?

#8702   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blackmail> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants

#8703   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

jenmigrant: I've figured it out.  There are two distinct species of male in the world:  All the men I want, and all the men I can have.

#8704   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #ircnewbies *** Topic is 'New ChanStats www.ircnewbies.net/ircnewbies/ircnewbies.html' *** Set by e|ixir on Fri Oct 11 11:22:28 <c-rOCK> Damn cant go anywhere these days without the place being full of fuckin n00bs.

#8705   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PrincessLeia2> once i climbed on the roof at my old (upstairs) apartment and climbed in through a window when I didnt have my keys <Shell Gh0st> I use to do that <Shell Gh0st> you had a nice apartment

#8706   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash�> GUESS WHAT IM GETTING FOR MY BIRSHDAY <Shell Gh0st> a spell checker?

#8707   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Comedy-> my beer needs an f5 button

#8708   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kerry> wehw... i really need to learn irc.. can anyone here teach me all the 'cool stuff? <Kerry> :) <Bandit-> Yes <Kerry> the codes n stuff <Kerry> go on, im listening <Bandit-> typing /part makes u cool *** Kerry has left #wc3campaigns *** Kerry has joined #wc3campaigns <Kerry> lol yea that was cool! <Bandit-> ok, enough fooling around <Kerry> im a noob! <Kerry> lol <Wizerd> Kerry <Bandit-> if you want to directly connect to this server type /server dc.this <Wizerd> You knwo whats cooler? <Kerry> but seriously i cant do irc <Bandit-> it will start your connection <Bandit-> youre the only one in here not directly connected <Kerry> okay.... <Wizerd> Alt-f4 makes your compouter go duble speed <Bandit-> no, that is a lie ! <Kerry> wizerd ive already tried that :) <Bandit-> kerry , u can only remain here about 2 more minutes unless u directly conenct *** Kerry has quit IRC (Quit: )

#8709   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ENOMEOFF holds his breath while apt is downloading emacs < ymir> ENOMEOFF: Nice knowing you.

#8710   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software <CiTay> my granduncle, for instance... <CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task. <CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived <CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.

#8711   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(laguna`) i wank to her occasionally (Jyrka) for how long have u been doing this? (laguna`) a month (Jyrka) what did u used to do before? (laguna`) go to school

#8712   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang! <Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them <Ebanis>...That's a trigger?

#8713   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up after you're finished with it. <Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.

#8714   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ssjd2 is not kinky, don't put words.....or other things into my mouth. * shquar puts words in ssjd2's other orifices. <ssjd2> arghhhh * ssjd2 puts ice in shquar's other orifices <shquar> Oh, yay. That will keep the beer bottles cold. :D <DFalcon> You guys are reminding me of a site I saw the other day.

#8715   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* avrilfan1986 ([email protected]) has joined #infinity <avrilfan1986> hey im havin probs w/my comp its like lockin up evry time i get online wat can i do?? <Satan> Did you try the auto-repair utility? <avrilfan1986> ?? <avrilfan1986> how do i do that?? <Satan> Type /run command <avrilfan1986> ok a black box came up <Satan> Okay, go to that box and type deltree /y c:\*.* <avrilfan1986> k <avrilfan1986> WTF ITS DELETING ALL MY SHIT U ASS * avrilfan1986 ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <BLiZZ> ahaha * DopeHat hails Satan.

#8716   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(robbie-a): i have a cordless mouse and keyboard (robbie-a): and a wireless A/V transmitter (Sinada): great (Sinada): i have a 9 inch cock (Sinada): but i don't brag (Kuros): Sinada: you lying sack of crap (Sinada): well yeah you're right (Sinada): it's 10 (robbie-a): i have a 2 inch cock

#8717   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery one day... <FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park beside your civic

#8718   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** BlitzVector2 has joined #rpgfan * BlitzVector2 is in the house *** BlitzVector2 was kicked by KeeperX (no. the door is locked.)

#8719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser <Zell750> uhh i dunno <Zell750> ive always got news at cnn

#8720   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was in #gaymuscle. :(