#8746   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though <detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me <revc> that's because you were dead <detro> yea <detro> i guess <detro> next time i die i wanna be sober

#8747   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi <Wing_Zero> yes I see that now.  but why? hehe.  how many fucking file extensions does a format need? <Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to start running out of nice three letter extensions

#8748   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AL9000> Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a really long time until you have no feeling in them at all, then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a handjob from somebody else <Tip> I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob

#8749   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Theseus314> if I invite my girlfriend in here for a short time will you guys behave yourself? <Vetek> yes *** FunG is now known as CaptainGapingAnus *** poo_al[Away] is now known as i_want_to_fuck_thess_gf *** IgWannA is now known as HotChickNeedSex <@CaptainGapingAnus> we will behave

#8750   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khamosis> I'm such a fucking retard sometimes... <Khamosis> I took a shit, went to wipe, but for some reason I grabbed the deodorant and smeared it all over my ass : <Khamosis> uggg <Khamosis> now I need new deodorant :( <Khamosis> sometimes I'm so fucking out of it <Khamosis> well... I guess its good that my ass smells fresh

#8751   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hYpOcRiTe> this conversation is weird, from sex to sleep <razors_edge> kind of like every night for me <hYpOcRiTe> me too, except without the sex :/

#8752   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Riles> ever walk by a play ground <Riles> and think "singles bar"

#8753   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrackPr0n-E> all of my g/f's(except one) were all legal <CrackPr0n-E> so was everyone i've ever slept with <CrackPr0n-E> you know what that means? <wombat> Crack: you got your money's worth?

#8754   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DocGonzo> it's a nice world where you can apply for a job and send a resume without getting clothes on :)

#8755   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Takeshi doesn't get the obsession with all the digits of pi <rabid_si> It's like Mersienne Primes. <rabid_si> Mathematicians get off on big numbers. <Takeshi> Oh, so it's mathsturbation?

#8756   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jules--> i mainly listen to battle music <Jules--> which is basically rappers <Jules--> insulting each other and calling each other fags <Jules--> its like irc set to a beat

#8757   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trog> jump onto my box and have a look at my ipac.conf <trixBLUDGn> hmmm tech speak for a/s/l

#8758   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> Hacking dates back to early Roman times. However, back then there was very little to 'hack' - only stone tablets. <JDigital> People who would sneak in at night and change the contents of a stone tablet by 'hacking' at it with a hammer and chisel... hence the name, 'hacker'. <JDigital> Those who did only damage were known as 'crackers', since they'd just run in a smash the stone tablets.

#8759   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and that FUCKING FOGHORN blares in your face <Khel> Honestly though, what sort of retard makes a program that starts up by blaring a foghorn at you <DeePer> the foghorn is a sign of like, bon voyuage isn't it? <Khel> the foghorn is a sign of a big boat sailing through fog

#8760   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore." "Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it go?"

#8761   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dan-o2> fuck my mirror is messy <KGB_ate_my_bread> maybe if you didn't jack off to yourself..

#8762   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Upth> transformers, as I understand it, was inspired by a guy in a traffic jam going "hmm... if my car transformed into a giant bipedal robot I wouldn't have to worry about this shit"

#8763   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* PuffinFreshWog munches on the contents of a huge viagra bottle <PuffinFreshWog> guess what <HyperHorse> what? <PuffinFreshWog> i'm not typing with my hands right now <HyperHorse> whatwhatwhatwhat? <PuffinFreshWog> :o) <PuffinFreshWog> you don't want to know how i hold down shift

#8764   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<homerj> womyn butch dykes always bothered me <homerj> if they hate men so much, why do they go to such great lengths to be exactly like them? <issuez> the only reason why they bother you is because they get more pussy than you

#8765   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

� Matt � I made 10 bucks from a friend at work. � Matt � "Go to the next girl going to change and ask to watch her and I'll give you five bucks. Ten if she hits you." � Matt � Me - "50 if she kicks me in the balls." � Matt � "Deal"

#8766   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ESD-Wyrk> any good gaymes coming out soon? <bb-w3rk> the new sims came out <ESD-Wyrk> I have a hard enough time managing my own life <ESD-Wyrk> plus I'd probably kill myself after watching my sim get more action than me

#8767   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(This was said after I quoted bash.org) <Abyss> I hope these people stay on irc and never venture into the real world <Abyss> or we will all be in big trouble

#8768   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<frafra> Eny Hackers here? this is 100% important i really need to talk to an proffesionel Hacker... <frafra> police took me for i-net harrassment costed me 600 euro, i need to get thoose people's pc hacked.. destroyed ( the one that told police ofcuz ) <frafra> You're All underarest i got your Host , I'm from FBI federal police department

#8769   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMAUL-away> omg that sucked..never get horny while your on the toilet.. <DMAUL-away> i got it up and got stuck in the toilet <DMAUL-away> worst 20 minutes of my life

#8770   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<N|O_r0x0rs_my_b0x0rs> then you have to copy the file 'terraincd.dat' and the file blah balh to c: root or whatever <N|O_r0x0rs_my_b0x0rs> whats that mean <N|O_r0x0rs_my_b0x0rs> whats the hell is a root