#8671   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-) <+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-) <@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?

#8672   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(GoatBoy) WHO IS THIS SANCHEZ GUY (GoatBoy) AND WHY IS HE DIRTY?

#8673   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;) <JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org <JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease

#8674   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thrust> so, I just went to the snack bar and bought a "Three Musketeers Bar" <thrust> the label reads "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste" <thrust> which made me think of overweight black lesbian porn <thrust> and made me realize that I get way too much spam

#8675   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them

#8676   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tulmad> there's lots of hot chicks in the egr building now <tulmad> too bad they're all freshmen and will all drop out of the CS program           by the end of this year <tulmad> this hot redhead was just in here for a few minutes <da4> end of the year = enough time to get some coed action <da4> tulmad: webcam dood

#8677   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jalex> hmm, they recycled 14,226 lbs. of paper here in Sept. <Vco> all porno? <cruentus> 14,226 lbs. of pr0n <cruentus> what is that, 7 tons? <_spartan_> just over <roundfeh> heh <cruentus> what method is used to seperate the paper from the sticky stuff in the recycling process? <Vco> cheap immigrant labour

#8678   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Satan> I need. <Satan> A fucking optical mouse. <Satan> So I don't have to deal with dirty balls anymore. <Satan> .. Er, yeah. <rapty> X_X

#8679   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tofuhunters> what instruments can you play? <tofuhunters> i can play the electric guitar <tofuhunters> bass guitar <tofuhunters> drums <tofuhunters> and saxophone <bobsonfire> i play the radio.

#8680   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myutwo33> i should stick to stupid jokes... for stupid people... that means you guys!

#8681   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?" <lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?" <lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!"

#8682   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sac|metal|werk> anyway, star wars is real and star trek is some made up bs

#8683   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tassadar2000> Hey! Why did you ban me? I pay my taxes!

#8684   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PenDragon> ((don't... I don't find it funny... and neither does Kelli...)) <Tarl> (Weelll..for some reason, I consider my amusement more important than your own.) <Tarl> (Besides.) <Tarl> (Playing brother sister, while being "sexually active"..) <Tarl> (It kind of opens yourself up to ridicule.)

#8685   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cornell> damn I wish I could have gone to my friends summer camp.. 9 guys my age, 18 girls, and another 18 or so a year younger <Cornell> *18 or so girls <Beoulve> Dude. <Beoulve> You'd still be a virgin in the end. <Cornell> most likely. <Cornell> but still, you knever know, and think of all the possibilities... <Tarl> Yeah.. <Beoulve> It's possible that you'd die. <Beoulve> Horribly. <Tarl> "Hey <Insert cornellmun's name here>! Could you go to the convienience store and pick up some more condoms for us? Thanks!"

#8686   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Beoulve> Some women insert cups with razor blades in them into their vaginas. <Beoulve> Would you want to fuck one of those women? <Beoulve> DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH DANGER? <Tarl> ... <Tarl> Adam. <Tarl> That only happens with women *you've* slept with before.

#8687   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kryz> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to build me the ultimate weapon of mass l33tness. Instead of some lame chemical or nuclear POS, it's going to be a giant bomb of ice cream. So when It hits, there will be no collateral damage, but everyone will have the biggest ice cream headache. Then I will win the prizes.

#8688   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players <Whisper> want to hear it? <CJ> Sure <Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...

#8689   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

onkeybutt87: I saw more tonight then I've seen in the past fifteen years of my life onkeybutt87: I saw several girls in their bras onkeybutt87: (and, yes, they knew I was there)

#8690   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tarl> You ever meet me, and I'm depressed, I will hit you soooo hard if you hug me. <Beoulve> You're not secure enough in your sexuality for me to hug you. <Tarl> No. I'm not secure enough in *your* sexuality for you to hug me.

#8691   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Diablo-D3> we have seenserv now? <RichiH> Diablo-D3: ask for BrainServ <RichiH> perhaps you can pre-order

#8692   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ak> Today, a blind man who was begging for change addressed me as I walked past. <Ak> I gave him a quarter, and he said "thank you kind sir" <Ak> then, he asked me what time it was, so out of habit, i held up my watch. <Ak> He said, "11:56? Thanks buddy."

#8693   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fanf1> linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows

#8694   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Purelimit> Fuck man we hear about all these terrorists nowadays <SgtPayne> Yeah but most came here legally staying after their visas expired <Purelimit> Are u fucking serious <SgtPayne> Yeah compare that too blockbuster if your 3 days late their people are all over you <Purelimit> yeah lets put blockbuster in charge of immagration <SgtPayne> rofl

#8695   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Asskicker064> I enjoyed the irony at Blockbuster today when a guy whose last name was Moron returned an empty movie case.