#8521   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man

#8522   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(saboteur) whoa cool (saboteur) disco lights in bitchx (saboteur) /disco ��� signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)

#8523   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

#8524   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato <Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :

#8525   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school (%nickster) for mentally handicapped people (@starbucks_mafia) thats great (@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now

#8526   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus <@Anubus> � I got the Powwa stick! � <+DaS> how'd you know I called it that? <+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?

#8527   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game

#8528   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it. <CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.

#8529   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"

#8530   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :) <%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on

#8531   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS" <@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit <dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt *** Parts: dbanks ([email protected]) <petey> lol dumbass *** Joins: dbanks ([email protected]) <dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry *** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92 *** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right)

#8532   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight.  It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast <@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that

#8533   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out <DeathStar> fuck wrong channel <DeathStar> ignore that please <Draebor> haha

#8534   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore <Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH! <CloneMar> I have beat the system! <Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P <CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark *** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined) *** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined) <DaBeast> Ah, the system works!

#8535   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me

#8536   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

#8537   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies <KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas <KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump <KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in the ass while you do it

#8538   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it <nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?

#8539   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with?

#8540   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX !! <Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses? <Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses <Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on the internet

#8541   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�TiGryphon� ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese, bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...

#8542   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park! <mordac> I totally haggled. <mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills. <mordac> He even gave me the change.

#8543   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz <SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it <MegamanX2K> x <MegamanX2K> err <MegamanX2K> damnit * MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"

#8544   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family are pregnant, and which are in their period

#8545   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard <MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the electrical pulse go through the wires <IntoMyShadows> Now that's something. <MiLordDemise> Aye... <MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster <MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the same time <IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys <MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage <MiLordDemise> wow <MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard now <MiLordDemise> hehe <IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part of you <MiLordDemise> I just might <IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard. <IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too <MiLordDemise> You suggested it <MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards <MiLordDemise> go us!