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#8546 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all the way down then <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick * YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs * {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it <Azzid> owned!! :D #8547 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <trunck> how long doesschool have a vacation? <Nec> till monday, i think <<Nec> next week, that is. <trunck> whoa <trunck> really long <trunck> fucking school kids <Nec> is illegal. #8548 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Daedalus> i think i am sexy <Daedalus> in a gay way <riz> *crickets* <Phusion> wow. #8549 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 Cr|t|cal kicked by cajuncook (those "|"s are really obnoxious) 6:10pm (|N-64|) those "|"'s are called pipes. (cajuncook) well (cajuncook) they are quite obnoxious (gogglespy) so would #| be a hash pipe? #8550 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <brent> I think when you check all the empty beer cans you have a problem on your hands <sledge> and that would be no more beer #8551 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes. <melipompous> lol <JerryBeep> You bastard. #8552 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <TreFitty> bloodClot`, I remember when you made fun of my viewsonic monitor <TreFitty> :( <bloodClot`> you remember a lot of weird shit that never happened #8553 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [st-packing-car] going and doing errands [st-packing-car] collecting what I need [MrFootsy`] oh [st-packing-car] dump, bank and letting the kids put bottles and cans in the redemption machine [MrFootsy`] never seen one of those [st-packing-car] well you just haven't lived [MrFootsy`] a redemption machine...those catholics sure have embraced technology [st-packing-car] lol #8554 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [JJJTTT] what's this 707 thiong? [st-707-afk] oh [st-707-afk] that's LOL upside-down [JJJTTT] gotcha [st-707-afk] HTTP 707: File Not Funny [st-707-afk] that's gonna be one of my new error messages [st-707-afk] well, neither of us are gainfully employed so that's what happens [st-707-afk] sit here and think of stupid shit #8555 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz? <CUI> Max- That's not computer <CUI> That's a calculator #8556 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Alien> there's not 365 weeks in a year xjeff <xjeff> enless it's a leap year #8557 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * GazzaG pee'd in a bottle <GazzaG> too busy watching star wars to goto the toilet #8558 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kow> heh, lil is too anal <kow> I REALLY pissed him off today with that frozen fly <_absent> find a photo of a dead cat on images.google <_absent> post it on your site <_absent> and tell lil you killed that <kow> rofl <kow> I don't need to use google <kow> d:picsdead animals #8559 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <martha> alesha...dont listen to them...sugar has been proven to cure hiccups <martha> a spoonful will do it, wash it down with liquid if you need to <eclipse> so is a quick shake of my protein drink <martha> I have this feeling eclipse's 'protein drink' is something he carries with him at all times, in a convenient little sac #8560 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <skeetuh> sell shit on the web <skeetuh> easy money <halcyon`> like spam newsgroups? <skeetuh> no <skeetuh> I just take stuff out of my family when I have no money and put it on ebay <halcyon`> like kidneys? #8561 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <daenonok> they should make a programming language for pron in shareware progs <daenonok> so when your work, or family runs an xxx scan prog on your bitch, you come up clean <FURI0U5> ur work or girlfriend ran a pr0n chexxor on yo comp? <daenonok> no, but last night i had a bad dream =[ #8562 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Chimerasame> my cs-ethics prof is a bigger dork than i am <Chimerasame> he just learned the internet term 'flame' today apparently <Chimerasame> and he kept using it wrong <Chimerasame> "i'm such a flamer today~" <Chimerasame> "what! why's that so funny!" #8563 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <daenonok> yea, but keep in mind when you're talking to d4n you're talking to someone so poor <daenonok> he used to steal five dollars worth of caps (like for cap guns) <daenonok> empty the power into a paper towel, wrap it up and light it <daenonok> and that was his 4th of july #8564 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <^shauny^> i have a prob here <And-1> don't we all ... <^shauny^> no no really <And-1> we're all on here ... that's our prob #8565 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington? <dudeXIII> camping bitch D: #8566 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <FlyNavy> why the fuck does every crisis our country has have to have a catchy title, graphic, and it's own theme song? #8567 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic <Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm <Scribble> VT! <TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a lime. <Scribble> My favorite. <TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime. <TenBaseT> badum dum CHING #8568 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [Rascal] : Well, fuck angelicon, he's weird [@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb [@djjason] : Agreed [@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes * Unknown_Source waves a biscuit [Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon] [@Unknown_Source] : ... #8569 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <mstyne> i just wrapped up a 12 hour day at work <mstyne> surprisingly, i feel okay <mstyne> which is probably bad : ) <Etan> only if you tell your bosses, and get longer days <mstyne> well, ordinarily i'd be wiped after 12 hours <mstyne> but i'm not <mstyne> i think they must put something in the water <-- caffine has quit (Remote closed the connection) <mstyne> aha, that answers it <Etan> the guilt overpowered him #8570 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Popgun> at least 24 people have died in a fire in a chinese internet cafe <Kuss> popgun, they were probably playing everquest, and didn't want to lose their shit <Argent-> Popgun - how many terminals were pointed to the local fire department website? <Popgun> they clicked onto elexa and self-immolated <Popgun> if that were the case, they would probably welcome the conflagration <Argent-> "De-ah hon-oh-ra-bo fiahman, we buhning up heah, prease send wa-tah, we no wanto stop praying evahquest." <Kuss> oh my god <Kuss> argent <Kuss> that's hysterical <Argent-> More negatives on my karmic burden. <ln> I'd be offended by that if it weren't so funny * ln gives Arg a token asian smack <Popgun> they ghost of Chairman Mao will get you, argento <Popgun> remember the trouble you had with Stalin? |
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