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#8496   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<InvaderZim> embrase man love <Marticus> i dont love teh cock, sorry, zim <InvaderZim> no no no <InvaderZim> man love isn't cock love <SectorX4> Only someone who loves the cock would know that


#8497   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries <iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man <Taz> really? a prelude can do that? <iPRoTiuS> err, yea <Taz> bullshit wot year is it? <iPRoTiuS> 88 <Taz> 1988? <iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses pulling it


#8498   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses <Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business


#8499   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* @Jaykul[GonCrazy] is jamming along to Winamp not started


#8500   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2 minus having a large stick <Mad_Matte> geting kids...


#8501   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb [@djjason] : Agreed [@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes * Unknown_Source waves a biscuit [Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon ([email protected])] [@Unknown_Source] : ...


#8502   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Wiggle sighs * boardwild wiggles <Wiggle> :( <boardwild> crybaby <Wiggle> thanks <boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby? <boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY! * Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)


#8503   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm while we were playing chess <@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-


#8504   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sean> haha you don't like the finns <Skywalker> i have the finns <ed|work> in a small box? <Skywalker> hate*


#8505   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dllem> I like free stuff <EyePulp> Like herpes?


#8506   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga <h2o> ? <h2o> my connection? <Lordy> no your hair style


#8507   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** BlackNet21 ([email protected]) has joined #photography <BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo? <pd_corax> A what? <danno> wtf is a photo *** BlackNet21 ([email protected]) has left #photography <danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...


#8508   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug.


#8509   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if  a rpm is installed or not <toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass.


#8510   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd (DIE.) *** markus ([email protected]) has joined channel #rmipeople <DJTodd> What would I do without /kick? <markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?


#8511   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny hats.


#8512   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LarsC> i have women issues. <LarsC> namely, I hate them.


#8513   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<A-KO> heh <A-KO> so <A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh <@crw> eh, apparently it's still there. <@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P <A-KO> lol


#8514   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer <MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet <MikeG520> er isp


#8515   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called "Palpatine" <Cody> General> If only you knew the power! <Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU! <Huntress> LOL <Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*


#8516   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline. <gigfood> who is that <gigfood> everybody says that word <gigfood> fuck you nigger <Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop <gigfood> shit he is? <Blazen> is that a challenge? <gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop <gigfood> fuck you nigger *** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues))


#8517   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IICV> This is freaky. <IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me. <JeremiahSmith> He wants you. <IICV> He wants my grapes. <JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?


#8518   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers


#8519   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+TheKid> Quake is just IRC with rocket launchers.


#8520   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that? <Valgar_> On Tuna? <Valgar_> I like it, but not that much


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