#8296   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bloodnose> THESE ANIMAL DILDOS ARE RIDICULOUS.  MY CAT NEVER PLAYS WITH THE TOYS I BOUGHT FOR HIM ALREADY, LIKE HE'D USE THESE.

#8297   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nev> I heard a shit is like 1/10 an orgasm <Valvados> So theoretically <Valvados> If I wank <Valvados> I won't have to shit for two weeks

#8298   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Lucca|DigitalMayhem used to use AOL a lot * Lucca|DigitalMayhem thought it was cool * Aezia used to shit in his pants. we all grow out of it someday.

#8299   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mandingo> Fucking toilet will NOT stop running! <Mandingo> Stupid toilet.  I give it SO MUCH, and this is how it repays me.

#8300   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fentom> i hate ICQ <Fentom> every few seconds it's a Telytubby "oh-oh" and some message saying "Hi, I'm Katie, and just got my webcam up and I'm a horny virgin. Sometimes I just love to play with my pussy and did I say that I have a pet horse in my room?" <Chubbzilla> give me their icq numbers plz

#8301   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* peer stares at CCOutlaw[fagitz] *** Quits: CCOutlaw[fagitz] ([email protected]) (Connection reset by peer) <peer> :D

#8302   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Drago needs a fake ID :/ <Drago> I'm sick of being turned away from bars and shit. <Fentom> -{Drago}- if you can look like a 50 year old obese caribbean woman, I have just the thing for you

#8303   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UPC747> Og may I PM you? <Ogredude> yah <^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you? <Pi> Og, may I DoS you? <Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you? <Schlock> Og, may I eat you? <Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog? <Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.

#8304   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Juste> noooo <@Juste> shut down pc box was checked Juste �[email protected]� has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#8305   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<isocat> isceald.  have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own?  <isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso. <ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek.

#8306   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Finque: i always tell a girl when i cum Finque: one time i didn't Finque: let's just say she bites Finque: she had specifically told me she wasn't going to take it in her mouth Finque: i was like "yeah right bitch" Finque: so i cum, she chokes, swallows, smile at me Finque: and bites tom: wtf Finque: so i said sorry and that i'd make it up through cunnilingus Finque: i got her good and horney Finque: and bit her clit like it was a hot dog

#8307   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SadisticEuphoria> im texan i don't have to be gramticly correct =D

#8308   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128 <incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above 64kbps"

#8309   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<virika> i need a back massage * virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager <Chaensaw> haha <Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER <virika> i broke my back massager ):

#8310   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME <foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION <Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"

#8311   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick <Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest <Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite <[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is? <Dark_Pen> ..... <Dark_Pen> crap

#8312   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

TheMrF6: I knew her in 8th grade, and she was a fucking hot slut back then too

#8313   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@qurve> * qurve stabs Yawatog in the eye <Yawatog> .(

#8314   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Arielana flashes Anvile <Anvile> omg i saw e-breasts

#8315   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sena> baby � sena hugtackles arkenstone <sena> arkenstone: i miss you :( <arkenstone> ello ness <sena> and dave's going home <arkenstone> Pfft <arkenstone> i haven't been gone long <sena> and i have no one here <sena> and i'm horney � sena grins � arkenstone is away -( busy for a sec )- at 02:59p -( P:On / L:On )- -:- arkenstone is now known as ark|away <golgy> lol :)

#8316   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@David_Mitchell) Have a good day, Mist (@_Mist_|School) you and your oxymorons (@David_Mitchell) "good" and "day"?

#8317   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down <Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002. <Path> congratulations

#8318   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way, shape, or form. <Spike> That's why we have the ignore command <Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no where near  me. <MeePLe> Get a live journal or something... <Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like everyone else? <MeePLe> yes.

#8319   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Mixico ([email protected]) has joined #slipknot <Mixico>  I`m Using  Tri Script <kiwiman>  I Don't  Care <Mixico> @@ <Mixico> I CARE *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico <kiwiman> Three times the power! <kiwiman> And fuck.

#8320   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP logout exploit.. <MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It did actually have content) <MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom, it logged him out. <MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the machine :P