#8271   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlephZaku> Eh, is Quake 3 any good <Kurushimi> yes. <Kurushimi> i play with myself <Kurushimi> HEY WTF I NEVER SAID THAT

#8272   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Superfro> how long does a blister take to heal? <minime--> super its in your best interest that you stop masturbating <Willacuz> you know you masterbate too much , when u see a towel and u get horny <minime--> you know you masturbate too much when the air coming out of the a/c vent gives you a hardon <Willacuz> i dont get that one? <minime--> neither do I? <_Superfro> you know you masturbate too much when you are afraid to use a dirty sock <aNuBiS-> you know you masturbate too much when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much <Willacuz> aNuBiS- u know you masterbate too much when you masterbate to us talking about when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much <aNuBiS-> Willacuz: dont make me take that one a step further... <aNuBiS-> ...cause that would require thinking, and Im too busy masturbating

#8273   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cwd> god damn i just farted HARD on my chair and it felt good <HardCore> did it lift u off? <cwd> yeah good thing i was wearing my seatbelt

#8274   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rancid> if i made my drive NTFS and it is going slow, does my computer just need to get use to it?

#8275   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lice> i swear <lice> i hate ppl that promise work done without asking me first <Killeroy> that's called "managing"

#8276   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sheik> your mom <striderj> what <sheik> yeah thats why i sucked your moms dick last night <striderj> what, hahahahahahah <sheik> wait no thats not what i meant <striderj> sure

#8277   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anubis> i hate ppl that use my name and dont even know who or what anubis is <nyLar> I bet you don't even know. <Anubis> ya i do <nyLar> Who is he then? *** Anubis has quit IRC

#8278   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Noztop> eastern european on women accents are better <Noztop> plus they'd probably fuck you for a can of coke

#8279   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FunG�away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys <Logic_BomB> "what are you wearing?" "a kilt" "no man thats a skirt.." "its a kilt im telling you..." "uhhh its pink, has flowers and shoulder straps" "its a prety kilt"

#8280   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper

#8281   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave ������� <MidoriKid> Nope.  I have a four year contract. <Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged. <Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave���� <Oolong> it's a win-win situation

#8282   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChuffyCow> "welcome to the vancouver snow boarding championships. thousands of dollars are up for grabs" <ChuffyCow> WHO CARES, IT'S CANUCK MONEY

#8283   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pi> I'm being a dick.  It's the only thing I can do well.

#8284   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MSminion> /msg $*.net a/s/l <MSminion> Let's see how many death threats I can get.

#8285   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BTZ> I learned that you shouldn't drink and drive because you might spill your drink.

#8286   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BTZ|EatingShit> Don't take my name literally.

#8287   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryudo> java, the slower of the bunch <Ryudo> aol, the ones tossed down the stairs when they were 3 <Ryudo> and java aol'ers...the bane of society

#8288   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BTZ> WHO THE FUCK REGISTERED MY NAME ON DALnet?!?!?

#8289   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khrath> the thing i miss most about dating <Khrath> was convincing those kids i was a teachers aid and they they were on a field trip

#8290   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neored13> It's weird. I can masturbate all day with little to no ill effects, but I swing an axe for a few minutes and my hands ache.

#8291   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nall> I watch porn, and what do I hear? Porn stars. I don't want to hear "OH, GOD, FUCK ME, YES, FUCK ME RIGHT THERE, YES, RIGHT THERE, GJ". <Nall> No. <Nall> I want to hear some pre-pubescent sounding ultra-sonic screeching. I want it to sound like a 12 year old girl being attacked by a rhino's horn. <Nall> Thus, I turn to hentai.

#8292   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hiro> I go to get a nectarine to eat <Hiro> I discover all twelve have melted and merged together into a large fluffy animal <Hiro> It tried to eat me! <=O

#8293   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tovart|Away> Pino, i'm wondering <Tovart|Away> You're from Japan, right? <pino> �g��?I <Tovart|Away> I'll take that as a yes.

#8294   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lavhoes> fuck, i hate it when i need something from my mom and she's having sex.

#8295   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chubbzilla> naw, i've kinda got past the porn faze now <Ody> ... <Ody> I never thought I'd see those words in YOUR chat window O_O