#8321   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pc> eating + mircing <pc> screams "i'm a fat loser" <lfadk> but we all knew that

#8322   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam? <daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :) <daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;) <daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times <daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere! <daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??

#8323   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..

#8324   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware" <alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the          year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7 <alseen> um, two different studies

#8325   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<burrito> lol ya <burrito> who the hell is burrito? <burrito> oh shit <burrito> nm <veet|z0r> LOL <BBQ_69> fool <veet|z0r> You suck :D

#8326   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Inferno has joined #Depressed <Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together <Inferno> and holdin hands an shit <Inferno> its fucken sick <Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now <Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :) <nerfBoy> is she hot? <Inferno> he and yeah he is alright <Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic <Inferno> whats that? <Iverson> you hate gays.. <Inferno> yeah i do.. <Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head.. <Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal.. <Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.

#8327   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage... <goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans. <goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money. <goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex. <goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.

#8328   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie.. <Anapaest> yummie <Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha <Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D <Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels <Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles

#8329   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face * Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM <stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face

#8330   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hodb> . <Hydr> .. <hodb> ... <Riku> .... <Hydr> ... <Riku> .. <Hydr> . <Riku> IRC is art.

#8331   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case <PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint <PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing <PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan <PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode <PuffinFreshWog> and a penis <PuffinFreshWog> oops <PuffinFreshWog> ummm <PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!! <PuffinFreshWog> type /clear

#8332   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux <D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too <D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough... <CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D <D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small <D-BOY> flesh stretches <D-BOY> plastic doesn't <CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING

#8333   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either <class> its exhausting

#8334   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day)

#8335   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD <Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL.. <Smackman> SL? <Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life <Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D <Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding <Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand

#8336   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<loke> damn it youre right <uXs> off course i am <loke> no you're belgian

#8337   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3 <DrPoole> never upgrade <DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001 <DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button

#8338   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz <Zug> I'm cute and single. <Veronika9> Zug: go to hell <Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me! <Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it. <Zug> how's that.

#8339   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again <dave> (don't tell tj i said that) <dave> (we share a sink)

#8340   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trivia>  011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index? <Trivia>  1st Hint: ***** ****   Question Value : 12 Points <Olmec> penis size

#8341   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire <[e]-Punk> brb

#8342   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps <trunck> didn't need to go anywhere <trunck> had everything in 2 ftps <trunck> 100+k <trunck> download <trunck> now i suck * Nec unzips his pants <Nec> go ahead

#8343   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds [robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner

#8344   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

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#8345   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?