#8096   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shithead1> oh good sir geoffrey <shithead1> did you slay any dragons in the last fortnight? <jeff> no <jeff> unless by slay any dragons you mean rub one off

#8097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gwindor> I wasn't paying attention until I glanced and saw "squishing" and "cleavage" in the same sentence

#8098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cherno> midori will pay, <cherno> somehow, i will find his family, <cherno> and make hamburgers out of them <cherno> and make him eat them! <cherno> and then i will say <cherno> "midori, would you like some more of your mother?, i mean beef" <cherno> but it will really be his mother

#8099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chikster> I am 15 <hardlined> 15 is prime age to start experimenting with anal sex.

#8100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth SeaWolf has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Windesong has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Rish-sims has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Hypnos has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Vulpine has quit irc : NETSPLIT : <inshadowhiding> well that was efective

#8101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AwhSchitt> Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories. <AwhSchitt> 1) "I want to have sex with it" <AwhSchitt> 2) "I want to eat/drink it" <AwhSchitt> 3) "It exists"

#8102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snio> pathetic !!!! <Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars <DawaiDOOM> you tried them? <Snio> no ! of course ! <Snio> lol <p0s> *LOG* *** Parts: Snio ([email protected])

#8103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l_oke> im sure velocity sucks. Not that i use it, but most people that plugs their solutions all the time tend to be morons, and we all know what kind of code morons write.

#8104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesf> go to work, put your jacket over your chair and a cup of coffee next to your keyboard, then go home <jamesf> everyone will think you're in a meeting <jamesf> turn up again at 4, do an hour's work and then go home again <jamesf> no-one will be any the wiser

#8105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Unhealthy_Hobo> i like, so have to stop saying 'like' and 'so'

#8106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<synthetic-> God simply does not want me to have any meaningful relationships <synthetic-> I'm up until 5:15 in the morning talking to a nice 18-year-old girl from Louisiana... <synthetic-> AND SHE'S MARRIED <synthetic-> even though I have no hope of ever meeting her, she's still unavailable

#8107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

>snoogins> yeah... I can get an ass fucking for free nowadays...

#8108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaymanistic>Jesus Christ.  My dog has been licking herself for almost 30 minutes straight!!! <Rockjunky>God I wish I could do that..would never leave the house <Whatsupdude>Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you should ask her first?

#8109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sulayman> That was pretty slick of you, trapping Kaete, EQ, and Fry into making idiots of themselves. <Arazan> yeah they think there so smart but smart peoples always falls for traps because they think there smarter <Sulayman> Guess you're pretty trap-safe then, huh? <Arazan> what? <Arazan> fuck u *** Quits: Arazan (No route to host)

#8110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay homo doesnt want to pay shipping <ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie

#8111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jorenko> I'm getting a 96.1% in ORGASM right now, though. That's good. <ZRaven> i didn't know Schroe had a grade book <Jeff> Wow, I wish I could be graded for having orgasms. <Schroe> ... <Jorenko> EECS-2100: Computer Organization and Assembly Language <ZRaven> the nice thing is if you weren't doing well, you could withdraw

#8112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gh0z> Microsoft gives you windows, linux gives you the whole house

#8113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-plot� then i masterbated -plot� :D +chimney� we didn't need to know that last part -plot� but you wanted to know +chimney� oh yes, i just LOVE knowing when EVERY ONE has recently masturbated +chimney� it's my top priority, i made a mysql database just to keep track -plot� dude -plot� thats sick

#8114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

::: Mode: (@agg) sets (+m) [@agg]: say nothing if ur gay !!!!!!!

#8115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lestat> @find africa <Ganner> @find nigeria <Lestat> @find cuban missile crisis <Lestat> @find fisherman tim <brolli_420> @find SHUT THE FUCK UP

#8116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower, dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the ass?"

#8117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<antimatter> i like my penis <antimatter> it's so cute <antimatter> sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it <antimatter> one time it talked back...scared me <antimatter> it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde' <antimatter> my penis is bilingual

#8118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zs> i wanted to talk to him before i suicide <zs> afk for a minute <waffle> suicide does not count as afk

#8119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<guest1101> techno...  I pity you.. <guest1101> I really do <@Technogeek> Because I have the burden of intelligence? <guest1101> NOT AT ALL <guest1101> U ALWAYS SAY THAT SHIT <@Boogaleeboo> "U" <@Boogaleeboo> Good move

#8120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Decoy-> hey, the funniest thing happend in 5th period today <Decoy-> some chick was giving a guy a hand job <Decoy-> the whole class knew it, they thought they were sneaky ;) <Decoy-> I was so close to saying "Hey, im next right?" <Threeboy> sloppy seconds.