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<daveb> ide is hot pluggable, right? ;) *** daveb has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

#8122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<overkill_> yo <overkill_> i bought these <overkill_> fucking <overkill_> cookie monster cookies <overkill_> they are the bomb <overkill_> haha <ACExNx316> Cookie monster cookies? <aNuBiS-> overkill_: was it hard to pick up the box with such limp wrists? <overkill_> yea dude <overkill_> hahahah <b0nk> ehehaha

#8123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST.. <Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it. <Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter <anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers.

#8124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Posty> what is it about the lead singer from Garbage that makes me wanna fuck 'er 'til my willy falls off? <Threeboy> its cause she looks like a guy.

#8125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kris> Gay men, after diamonds, are a girl's best friend

#8126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000 <Arielana> lol <Arielana> no way <Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz <Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day

#8127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shibbz> my oven goes to like 750, lady who used to live here was a chef or some shit <Shibbz> i can bake a baby in like 10 mins <Shibbz> OOPS i mean chicken... <Shibbz> yeah chicken

#8128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PyRo_ZaCh> i think i gota try sellin weed or something <KeLLy`R> i'll buy some! <PyRo_ZaCh> u got a heat lamp i could borrow? <KeLLy`R> no sorry <PyRo_ZaCh> hrmmmmmmm <PyRo_ZaCh> i need that first <PyRo_ZaCh> i got it planed so if i would  no one could find <PyRo_ZaCh> but i need a heat lamp <PyRo_ZaCh> and a rabbit <PyRo_ZaCh> and some sort of hover craft

#8129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WillaCuz> *sigh* <WillaCuz> why do people shoot at robocop

#8130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CheapSk8>Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.

#8131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind

#8132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM MY BOWELS"--guy in next stall over from mine

#8133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs <CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth. <tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something? <CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself.

#8134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gplex> is this the main channel <Gplex> where's the main channel? <Gplex> what's a "main channel" <Gplex> what does that mean: "in the main channel"

#8135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chabo> I love you like Ike loves Tina

#8136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Volt9000> .. WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK <Volt9000> oh wait nm <Volt9000> there's no disk in it

#8137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called? <Logic_BomB> rats <Logic_BomB> rice <Logic_BomB> children

#8138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day <Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge <Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"

#8139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RollingBrass> hey...the us open is coming to long island <BADGER> <RollingBrass> You want a U.S. Open?! * Rollingbrass unveils a banner of Goatse Man <RollingBrass> TigerWoods: Now THAT'S a 19th hole! <BADGER> RollingBrass: More like a new hazard :P <BADGER> <Ref> In the Goatse! Shoot from where it lands or mulligan? <Tiger> MULLIGAN!!!!!!!!

#8140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!"

#8141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"

#8142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WillaCuz> THERES A MIDGET ON MTV <WillaCuz> noooooooooo <WillaCuz> i missed it <WillaCuz> lol <aNuBiS-> :/ <aNuBiS-> I wanna fuck a dirty midget slut <aNuBiS-> Then when I go to cum on her face, have her jump up trying to catch it like raindrops from the sky <Chr[i]s> hahahah

#8143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hsu> you can have such amazing battle in the beta <Hsu> i suck ballz and i still have a shit load of fun <Hsu> it gets you so pumped <Methos> keeps you fit too sweating from all that adrenalin gaming.. that's how i stay fit <Hsu> you smell <Methos> yes, that's the sweat from the "set" i just did.. <Hsu> reps <Hsu> got to love them <Methos> it was a quick fast paced HL gib-fest <Methos> my next "rep" is slower a calmdown by playing solitaire

#8144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neotech-> ;\ <neotech-> It ate my penis and then choked.

#8145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com (T1MMY) 1st trial 888 (T1MMY) 2nd trial 741 (T1MMY) 3rd trial 439 (T1MMY) 4th trial 499 (T1MMY) min 439 (@Okelydokely) ... (T1MMY) max 888 (T1MMY) avg 666