#8071   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SUPAR> i wonder if unicorn farts smell like potpourri

#8072   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PERL_ZEALOT> Gimme a second, man. <PERL_ZEALOT> I type slowly. <Dillinger> some code'er you are.

#8073   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Al> people are often friendly until they learn what an irretrievable shit-pit the world is and what a sick, worthless collection of misshapen animals comprises the human species <DogWelder> I like to think of it as boot camp, then hell.

#8074   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<destru> tv just told me i could get a correspondence degree in gunsmithing <destru> does that really seem like a good idea?

#8075   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Arkansas> wank --device=/dev/righthand --input=/dev/cock/shaft --output=/dev/cock/head --loop-device & <IBM> I got a frontend to do that for me. It's called "woman".

#8076   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Knux_The_Echidna> Mel Brooks? what was (s)he in?

#8077   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* `Glenn scribbles on Illy's face with a washable marker while she is away. <Lightspeed> Glenn prob seen too much Pokemon.... <BraveFencer> .... No, but by the fact you connected that to Pokemon, maybe YOU have.

#8078   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joesomebo> but can I operate under a different IP address that's not being used for example? Or is that the type of thing they only do in movies

#8079   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Mr_Moppy) I got me some great head last night (Mr_Moppy) Tired the dog out though... she's not used to such vigorous work.

#8080   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nom> Bush wipes his ass, right? <Ultron> No someone does it for him <Legion> yeah with the constitution

#8081   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bloaty121> hmm i was just watching a jif commercial and now i want a peanut butter sandwich <|404notfound> They're brainwashing you, watch out. <Bloaty121> but i'm hungry <|404notfound> That's what they want you to think.

#8082   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eticam> OMG! <Eticam> There's a mosquito the size of a monkey here! <Eticam> and it's eating my leg!

#8083   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dranyam> Okay, my quote on bash.org is not mine

#8084   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skn3[ac]> ITS A RE-DESIGN <Clubsoft> Its a FUCK-UP :P

#8085   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like that <p0tat03> ... <Asha`monkey> Oops. <Asha`monkey> Wrong window.

#8086   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FlatFace> Put it in C:winoot <SLing> I already have a /winoot/ directory <FlatFace> ! <FlatFace> SLING USING *NIX!?!?!?!?! <SLing> Nah <SLing> It's just so much easier to reach the / than the  :P

#8087   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jenna> how was your weekend? <ChrisLTD> it was good! <ChrisLTD> no unprotected sex though <ChrisLTD> very sad <Jenna> oh, so sorry, i know how important meeting the unprotected sex quota is

#8088   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Punky^Nopants> *scratches head flakes onto pants* * pantsME adds milk and enjoys

#8089   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GokuSSJ4> My first car was free <Genome> GokuSSJ4 u stole it?!! <GokuSSJ4> Nah my parents gave it to me <GokuSSJ4> lol <Genome> they stole it???

#8090   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole <sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole" <maUru> wow <maUru> nice <hardlined> haha

#8091   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<punchcard_uc> guinness <punchcard_uc> aaahh <punchcard_uc> even the shittiest days at work disappear with a guinni <punchcard_uc> along with lots of other memories im sure <punchcard_uc> cant remember really

#8092   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<punchcard_uc> tier 1 techs dont know shit <punchcard_uc> all they have to do is read from a script <punchcard_uc> first thing you do is ask for a tier 2 tech <DomMac> I just ask for someone smarter <DomMac> as soon as they answer the phone <DomMac> "hello.... this is support" <DomMac> "gimme someone smarter than you"

#8093   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ginger`> In pagecount, the script is about at the level of six to seven Shakespeare games, so it may well take awhile. ^.^ A 10% patch was released recently. <Ginger`> *plays <Ginger`> I can't believe I said Shakespeare games. -.-;

#8094   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ariela> I want a man that is like a purse: looks good on your arm, carries your things, and hopefully matches your shoes. <Nap> I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.

#8095   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aNuBiS-> im gonna invent a new internet acronym: tltttwt <Tokae> wtf is it? <aNuBiS-> too lazy to type the whole thing