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#7996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DogWelder> Hrmmm... Norton says that I've contracted a virus, and should disable needle sharing. Is this bad?


#7997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

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#7998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch: <Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"


#7999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ASk> ads make the baby jesus cry <CitizenErased> PLAGIARISM <ASk> You can't own baby jesus, he's under GPL


#8000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<woz> wouldn't it be great if they renamed scotland -  scatland


#8001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xeria> cd disretard what i just sent you <xeria> disREGARD


#8002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune (@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short (Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note (Vapr): after i cut it in half (@Klarth): O_o (@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no staff (@Klarth): o_O


#8003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Delirium> AFK, tornado *** Delirium quit irc: (no route to house)


#8004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well <mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"


#8005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again <RQ> gonna! <ZephyrX> gonan <RQ> hehe <ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian <RQ> LMAO


#8006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls <+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin <Joelz> It can? <Joelz> It should be called winunzip


#8007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get hit by a car


#8008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'. <dalias> hahaha iretd <techlord> heh <dalias> did you learn that the hard way? <iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :) <iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I wouldn't wanna put my finger on.


#8009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dinarchvs> man <dinarchvs> i should buy condoms <abraham> why? <abraham> your hand have an STD?


#8010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't get it forwarded to his new adress <DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a pervert instead of an investor?


#8011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

MysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal MysteriousPepit0: what would you be? InMediasRes1111: horny


#8012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(sorry about the timestamps... they're required for appreciation of the quote.) [22:07] * JeremiahSmith falls down and dies. [22:12] <Howard> Let's not all rush him to the cryokit at once...


#8013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself <Zfuckinherself> brb <Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm <Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card


#8014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nzc> mmmmm <nzc> Speak n Spall. <nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.) <drwiii> obviously not.


#8015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Mike: you don't need anything to score in college Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest Mike: eventually you hit a tree.


#8016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra? <RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt


#8017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_rm> xp is great <_rm> better than fucking me or 98


#8018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2 <ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series, cuz there will be idiots in it <ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster <ToddBored> i dunno why they did it... <ToddBored> im serious dude <ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into <ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got owned <ToddBored> i roxx at FF11


#8019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG <milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?


#8020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!! <Stalker> WHERE are you going? <kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!


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