#8021   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ <Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you <Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44 PM) are you from afganistan

#8022   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded <timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people

#8023   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile' <pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit

#8024   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs <@fraggle> no <@fraggle> is it a good high

#8025   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind?? <ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it...

#8026   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[+Duds] brb phonesex [+Duds] well not really [+Duds] depends who answers i suppose

#8027   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies.

#8028   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude

#8029   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight <GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

#8030   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth? <zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die

#8031   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient

#8032   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :) <speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line?? <UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van? <Andy> Hehe ;) <UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once... <UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off.

#8033   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female?? <@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet. <@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.

#8034   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!

#8035   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions <RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it?

#8036   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes. <Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in your head.

#8037   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked from a tank in iraq <Sean> which is quite cool <eddy> just some random iraqi? :) <Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag

#8038   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Daishi] my bro wants me to get offline so he can call mom again! [Daishi] excuse me as i go beat him into a coma [Daishi] fucken brb! �� quits Daishi ([email protected]) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [Cae] I guess his bro won

#8039   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PovRayMan> Weee <PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them <PovRayMan> and drink <PovRayMan> and dance <PovRayMan> i said no <PovRayMan> because star trek is on

#8040   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but <@FlatFace> ..... <@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS

#8041   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Heather> penises are scary =/ <Kevyn> how so? <Heather> they feel weird. <Kevyn> how do they feel? <Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.

#8042   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<b0at> <------------ FireHeart <SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care <pr0t0> <-- bonehead <SeXaH> indeed ---^

#8043   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover? <Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above * [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming

#8044   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child <Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists <eyesore> lol <eyesore> ZING!

#8045   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends