#7971   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ex-machina> aha! I just switched the britney case for the cracked alanis case! The angry canadian strikes again!

#7972   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Roundhouse> Where can I get Java Virtual Machine?  Microsoft is being bitches and I can no longer download it from their upgrade. Is there any place where I can get this at? <Maniacal> sun just might have a website

#7973   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@natclass> I smoke just so I can hang out with hot chicks <@natclass> You don't actually have to smoke, just light up a butt and hold it <@natclass> occasionally take a little puff <@d13> i do lines so i can hang out with old hookers

#7974   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?! <freak> =) <mango> no..... <mango> it has to do with my mouth though <freak> oh <freak> whoa <freak> like kissing? <mango> ha ha <mango> no <mango> try me giving u head <freak> AHHHHHHHH <freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY <freak> really? <mango> :-P <freak> hahah <mango> hell yea <freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =)

#7975   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing <]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?

#7976   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sede> That's a big word.. does it mean 'blowjob'? <Potato> I thought that was "affection". <Nyphur> Affection, Blowjob, same thing, isn't it? <Potato> That's how I was raised.

#7977   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D4NG3R0U5> i swear to god my college is selling personal info to bookies or somethen <D4NG3R0U5> "Do you plan on living in the residence you've written above, for at least a year 1=yes 2=no  |__|" <R4V3N0U5 1> every college asks that <D4NG3R0U5> "Would you say you're a fan of college sports, and are responsible when it comes to making bets 1=yes 2=no |__|" <D4NG3R0U5> "Do you have a domestic animal that could be killed if you were to fail to pay a dept 1=yes 2=no |__|

#7978   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ed> P2 Celeron was good though, because it used the same slot as the P3. <Mime> P3 has two different slots! <Mime> I had a SNES game style P3, my mate had a flat one. <Ed> Mime, that's a socket. <waffle> Mime: you mean a slot and socket <Mime> Yes, socket and slot. <waffle> amd really loved the slot <kawaii_kekekeke> I love that slot. <Mime> I love your mom's slot <waffle> your moms a slot

#7979   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tak>: wanna play a game? <krplunkr: like what <tak> Pearl Harbor <krplunkr> sounsd fun <krplunkr> how do i play? <tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me <krplunkr> wait <krplunkr> im confused

#7980   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nikari[away]> OMG I GOT NEW SHOES <Nikari[away]> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS <Nikari[away]> TIME FOR DDR

#7981   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8? <tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8 <Kitty> :( <Kitty> but it is r f8 <tavaryn> maybe you should w8 <tavaryn> because we just can't rel8 <Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8 <tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8 <Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8 <Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8 <tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8

#7982   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** weedsmokingpylon has quit IRC (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet ([exp/os] Due to abuse from this host, you are no longer welcome on DALnet. See http://kline.dal.net/exploits/akills.htm#os for more information.) [AKILL ID:1032824129K-e]))) <ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe> lol *** ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe is now known as ChRiS^HoWiE <BurningDog> dalnet 1 , weed 0

#7983   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Minion> http://www.bash.org/?69 <hpv-send> lol <Elm> please dont link to that site <Minion> Why not <Elm> some of the stuff on it is not really appropriate <Minion> On bash.org?? <Brianthe> yeah <Elm> yes <Minion> It's all text, bleh <Brianthe> alot of the quotes are pretty r-rated

#7984   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Incubus> wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain makes me horny

#7985   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* KeeperX is currently listening to [Your Mom and Dad - 'Having Sex' (0min 12secs long)]

#7986   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn [+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world

#7987   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Deosyne> Yeah. I'm not admitting to anyone, especially my kid, that I stuck a vacuum in my ass

#7988   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m < SnowKrash> =) < NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n

#7989   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having to do it by ear. <AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife- gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to impregnate her yourself, I guess...

#7990   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PeteParker> Microsoft Bob is the default shell for Windows 2000.

#7991   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Night> bitches fall for everything. <CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts. <Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider. <CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on. <CptPlanet> natural selection.

#7992   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<h3123t1c> we at IRC protection use AOL often <h3123t1c> it more organized <_Godless_> Of course, because .5k/s, constant drop-offs and and $24 for a sub$10 service is "organized"

#7993   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you believe that?" <boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my dad met in the US once

#7994   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kuruption> OMG I HATE LINUX USERS <kuruption> this guys gave me a shell on his box <kuruption> and vi is symlinked to pico!

#7995   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaladam> I just heard somebody scream "WHAT THE FUCK" down the hall from me <Kaladam> some dudes roommate jizzed on his face