#7696   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AdamH> There are 10 kinds of people when it comes to binary. Those who understand it, and those who don't. * AdamH rimshits <AdamH> RIMSHOTS! <DL> Heheheheh. <DL> Sorry, Adam, two of those "heh"s were at the joke. The rest were at rimshits. :-P

#7697   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs? <wilnixAFK> the handbook? <wilnixAFK> google? <halcy0n> trash can, and ebay <razorini> lol halcy0n <hash> why did i even bother asking

#7698   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker <TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC

#7699   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rizen> accept cock <rizen> er <rizen> accept, cock

#7700   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times <hypo> uh <hypo> my friend told me that

#7701   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* @andy blows his load. * Khross eats a child. <@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.

#7702   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position <rizen> minister? <rizen> do you mean missionary? <malis> whatever <rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees

#7703   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CYwolf> damnit. <CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.

#7704   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@andy> every time god masturbates, a kitten kills jesus

#7705   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rizen> huge tits are not good <rizen> but then <rizen> I fuck guys <rizen> so take it as you will

#7706   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.

#7707   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rizen> I can put my penis in my belly button. <rizen> Envy me.

#7708   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fenix> YOU VARNISHED PINOCHIO'S GENITALS???

#7709   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain

#7710   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation. <aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while akumapan watches"

#7711   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.

#7712   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people. <andy> There's plenty of room.

#7713   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<asterick> My dad sucks ass. <andyood> what does he suck out of asses? <andyood> small rodents?

#7714   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mchem> what does less do? <Rizen> it's like more <Rizen> but better <aegis> conversations about unix are funny

#7715   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike... <aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D" <aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...

#7716   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nydus> hey whatsup <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> ok... <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> dude whats wrong with you <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> i just wanna talk <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are... <Zoom> GAY <Zoom> CRAP

#7717   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy <Canasian> LoL exploring? <Canasian> Girls explore their body <Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off

#7718   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cwd> if you use mirc in wine then i'm going to fucking kill you

#7719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever <Mepitans> and bakula made it that way <Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek <Mepitans> never watched that show <Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything <Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass <FlyNavy> heh <Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.

#7720   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help <Duckie5147> with what? <SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard. <Duckie5147> hahaha <Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen <SenorWeird>  and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar" <SenorWeird>  and then I realized...."you're reading a book. let the mouse go."