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#7721   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<melvin> you need a mullet piccolo <piccolo> [Jan Johnston - Unafraid][3m52s/192kbps/stereo] <piccolo> :/ <piccolo> [DeVision - Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon Of Coil Mix)][5m38s/192kbps/stereo] <melvin> don't make me turn my mp3 script back on >:| <piccolo> [01 - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo] <piccolo> [Fear Factory - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo] <melvin> that's it assmunch <melvin> prepare to be assaulted by fagotry * melvin IS SENDING WINAMP DATA TO MIRC!! HE IS PLAYING Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus OMG OMG OMG!! I HOPE THIS ISN'T ANNOYING ^_^ KEKEKEKE HUK HUK HUK - NOW GET ON YOUR KNEE'S AND BOW BEFORE ME!! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus !!! * melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D/-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus <melvin> Please note as I (melvin) am playing Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus. It is currently 19:25:19 - 18/09/2002 <Kitsa> melvin: fuck off <melvin> <3


#7722   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<t0ast> fuck you <Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;) <t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F <Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.


#7723   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal. <Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx


#7724   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mikezilla> say that again threeboy <mikezilla> i'll do better <mikezilla> i promise <Threeboy> say what? <mikezilla> that thing about having power <mikezilla> i will comeback this time <Threeboy> naw. <mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt <mikezilla> from the pain <Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC. <Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today


#7725   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once <Threeboy> haah. <Threeboy> that's more like torture 101. <Didjital> taht game was hard as hell <Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass. <Didjital> mario is missing = win <Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the ball twice. <Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK. FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.


#7726   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<*kraken> oh <*kraken> my <*kraken> god <*kraken> my mom sent me an email <*kraken> and in it at one point she said <*kraken> "i saw that they have personal ads on the internet...ever thought of placing one?" <*kraken> THANKS MOM!


#7727   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball? <katester> mom to kid:  "i should have swallowed" <tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once <tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera <tyler> year <tyler> by some other guy's junk too <mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know <PaddyBoy> I'm not, <PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :) <tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at new-years parties <tylerox> he got kissed <tylerox> what is he complaining about <sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,. <katester> haha <mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then <tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful <tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really <LeslieHapablap> still. <tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek or anything <PaddyBoy> hahaha. <PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck. <LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk. <tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco <sureshot> haha.  christ. <eliti> hahahahahaha


#7728   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AtnNn> <me> asl? <her> 20/f/uk u?


#7729   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<webhax> ipfw deny dildo from any to me


#7730   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage file before copying the new one over and now his box is screwed up dance


#7731   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<infra> read the freebsd handbook <infra> then read it again <phaze> then burn it and shoot yoruself


#7732   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Yimbo|> i know this is stupidly elitist but i lieked eminem before 11 year old girls started hailing him as their idol. <WoodenPlank> hes good angry music <WoodenPlank> 11 year old girls are fucking sheep more than anyone else on the planet <WoodenPlank> that sounds so dirty its pathetic


#7733   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first step to getting caught mastrubation


#7734   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** V is now known as MissScarlet <Foxworth> ... <Foxworth> must... <Foxworth> resist... <Foxworth> urge... *** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen *** Quits: MissScarlet ([email protected]) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))


#7735   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BIGmog> that's why I work graveyards. <Dailin> graveyard shifts right? not in literally grave yards <BIGmog> yeah REAL graveyards!  I got a computer right next to my gravedigging shovel!


#7736   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Cursed Pirate of the Seas: arrr me lungs hurt RokChik: stop breathing so much


#7737   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DKuntz> is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on) <Lath> Er, no <DKuntz> I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?" <IJ> I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.


#7738   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Psycho|Give> ACK! THESE TWO LESBIANS WANT MY KID!!! <L0ne_W0lf> how much they willing to pay? <Psycho|Give> i dunno but they want me to give them sperm and have my kid...hell fuckin no <L0ne_W0lf> why not <Psycho|Give> cuz it's too early in my life for that shit <L0ne_W0lf> mix baking soda in water, and charge them for it


#7739   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut this program down every now and then <delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time? <Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer


#7740   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the right place <RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in the trash


#7741   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<treepop> ok fire alarm is over <treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!! <treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???


#7742   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white strips&#8482; you find three complete strangers, and give them oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your mouth"


#7743   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is funny <R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that his shoes untied <R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him over


#7744   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PkLvsKimZ> well <PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave <PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day


#7745   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tarrant> the condom pack says <Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor through the mail."


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