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#7671   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Devo-> The Buddhist hamburger joint: they'l make you one with everything.


#7672   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Video`> Can -anyone- be that stupid? * Robbie-Al raises hand


#7673   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

@(ZeuS) my g/f was like "I can be your porn"... I was like "but can I use the zoom feature?"


#7674   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phantom> damn. <phantom> All these people and no discussion going on? <drwiii> oh, we're talking, it's just encoded with rot-infinity. <drwiii> once the encoder hits infinity all the traffic will come spilling through. <phantom> uh.., either you're bullshitting me, or I've just lost all interest. Maybe both.


#7675   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw <Ajchez> bbw???? <qrg> big beautiful women <Ajchez> i have a weight limit <krezt> whats your limit? <krezt> i can do anything i can lift <krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak


#7676   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Itharr> I'm like 5'8" and 128 pounds <Itharr> I have the top half of an asian and the bottom half of a black man if you know what I'm saying <Balnaba> So your top half works on a computer all day while the bottom half does nothing?


#7677   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<J.Rai> Mr Pibb. - He's like Dr. Pepper without the degree.


#7678   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WakkyMouse> Why the hell is TBS in black and white here? <Taperlass> Karmic retribution for Ted Turner colorizing "It's a Wonderful Life."


#7679   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kinzillah> kronos is portable! *hrrrrk* *thump* *clunk* errr, maybe not <Pseudonym> kinzillah: It's about 50 lbs <Pseudonym> The case being about 40 lbs of that <Gygaxis> wtf is the case?!?! <kinzillah> 50 lbs != portable <Pseudonym> Wimp. <Gygaxis> jesus christ, did you mod a god damn cinder block?


#7680   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.


#7681   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Jbond64 yawns * darkcloud stuffs a sock in Jbond's mouth <waffle> darkcloud: you misspelled cock


#7682   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

SilverErek: ever smoke a hash brown dude? Presuhn316: no SilverErek: try it SilverErek: see what it does to ya Presuhn316: i'll pass SilverErek: heh weak SilverErek: i thought we were pals :-( Presuhn316: not really SilverErek: why not:-( SilverErek: are you upset with me Presuhn316: no, i just think you're a moron


#7683   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<scout> woohoo! the FORTRAN code works! * gus blinks <gus> dude, is it 1977 again and nobody told me ? <heliOx> lol


#7684   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<plaktu> ls <plaktu> oops <cwd> . <cwd> .. <cwd> gaysex/ <cwd> teenpics/ <cwd> kidpics/ <cwd> how_to_steal_children.txt <cwd> NAMBLA_MEETINGS.doc


#7685   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font <+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises <Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob <+k\o\w> r0x0r.


#7686   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards <Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover? <FooMashoo> yes


#7687   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Draggy>: i have a life... <pimp-daddy-squall> : which consists of still trying to hit puberty


#7688   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey <Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while <Cyb> sept 17 <Cyb> wait that's today <Cyb> stupid internet explorer


#7689   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Junkz/#Overclockers> .com = community you n00b


#7690   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(DownKaos): free phone sex....tight (DownKaos): what is it (dvast8): KIS-SASS (DownKaos): I hate to think what your day job is with a phone # like that (dvast8): union rep (DownKaos): so worse then a gay male prostitute


#7691   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

e l i t e m r p: oohhhhhh naked chick on courttv e l i t e m r p: shes dead but, nice ass


#7692   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc typing (dvast8): fun (Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at something i did on irc (DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your an irc addict


#7693   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek?? <kaGirl01> ohh ummmm  wrong window, please excuse that <evilroot> . . . . . . . .


#7694   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired <Infamous> same here <Acid_Rain> i need cok <Acid_Rain> coke!


#7695   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Teegus> i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially conscious for the whole getting laid part <Teegus> but... urge to html... so strong <@Goonigoogoo> no, women love it when you fall asleep on top of them <@Goonigoogoo> or under them, depending on her sexual positioning preference <Teegus> its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones <Teegus> and losing.... quickly


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