#7646   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard <@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical <@FKnight> no custom

#7647   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben <siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice

#7648   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kaye> what, like EFnet has a monopoly on lamers? oh wait..

#7649   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brolli_420> World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent <brolli_420> WOW <brolli_420> that should be a good match -_-

#7650   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phobos> right, im off to build a slimline super computer, i will saw the 1.2ghz board i have so that it will fit into my lunchbox <Phobos> and the poor fucker who forgets his lunch and dares to open it, will be shiting an amd duron chip a day or two later

#7651   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<three-hams> http://us.feamerch.com another good ass band <charliex> ass band <three-hams> (insert hymen between good and ass) <three-hams> err <three-hams> hyphen <three-hams> my god I'm an idiot

#7652   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach with two of my female friends one night, and when we got there they started making out with eachother. <Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to lean over they were like "HAHA, YEAH RIGHT." <Asha`monkey> Bitches.

#7653   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid <Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for stupid people <Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation

#7654   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aristotles> ah yes.. ignorance is bliss.. <Aristotles> and that boy is absolutely giddy

#7655   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BiBOp> heya <BiBOp> little question <BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ? <Aristotles> funeral services

#7656   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<R-5> anyone have a better word for mentor? <Aristotles> childmolester?

#7657   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hitman666> I just use norton. love that proggy... systemworks <eqnix> wastes too much resources for stuff i can do by hand <Aristotles> isnt that your philosophy on dating?

#7658   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Conny> Hello <Conny> Someone who feel like talkin' ? <Aristotles> Conny: male or female? <Conny> i`m male * Aristotles 's interest fades fast

#7659   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and jabascript...... <Derian> javascript <Derian> only a little jabascript..... <Ngaru> haha <Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script. <Derian> haha yah

#7660   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ph33r wears his butt-protector... <Aristotles> thats a weird way to say "condom" <nix> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#7661   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sink> heh damn, i think i'm rethinking that shell <Sink> i think their box just went down <Sink> lol i was almost done filling everything out too <Aristotles> wooohooo.. nice... so they're like: <Aristotles> "DAMNIT! We lost a sale! REDIAL! REDIAL!"

#7662   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt and unreadable.  Please run the Chkdsk utility." <Holden> Uh-oh <Holden> That can't be good. <Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is telling me I need to do it again. *** Holden ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#7663   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gh5046> The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes even pretty girls go poop. <felix> haha <felix> the day he becomes a dirty man is the day he realizes poop is sexy * felix shudders

#7664   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but above the fine print

#7665   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<R4V3N0U5 1> i bet in like 1000 yrs everyone is gonna have a comp in their room <R4V3N0U5 1> the great great great grand children of irc <R4V3N0U5 1> who dont even need to eat or shit, just be on the comp all day <R4V3N0U5 1> and because everyone would be on their comp all day <R4V3N0U5 1> no tech support or admin, everyone fend for themselves <R4V3N0U5 1> thats where theyd form clans...people would hack other peoples networks...hacker pvp, where you loose, you're life is gone <daenonok> stop it! AHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *daenonok stabs his own eyes out with a nearby ballpoint to avoid going mad

#7666   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chikster> orion thinks im mad fine <chikster> WOOHOO * chikster dances around room <orion> you need more pics <chikster> never knew that <orion> and i need to shave <orion> i look like i'm 30 <chikster> i will have more when i get my camera <maff> dont shave dude <maff> grow an inverse fro <chikster> lol <arse-poet> haha <jestuh> yeah chik i think you're pretty hot too in an don't-arrest-me way

#7667   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anim0> my gf would be perfect if she had breasts

#7668   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Clutch1> Some fucker is using my name! <Zaratustra> Clutch is [email protected] * Michael Pierce <Clutch1> Hmmm... I am that fucker. <Zaratustra> Indeed.

#7669   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ev-> Here's a cute item from Japan that's a lot of fun -- instead of making boring ice cubes that you don't think anything about, this will enable you to make fun heart-shaped ice cubes. Works in any standard freezer, just fill with water and freeze. <ev-> works in any standard freezer <ev-> thank god for that!

#7670   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pookachu> afghanistan threatens to retaliate <Pookachu> they're gonna ride their camels into pakistan