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#7621 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P <soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding #7622 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool <SicGtar> yea <greenl1284> whooosh! <greenl1284> arise hellfire <greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your computer #7623 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to test 1.6? <mirabile> lol toaster <mirabile> you know them :) <RichiH> you just wait... <RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing machines <Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least one bit, so netbsd should boot on it." * RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow morse code <mirabile> lol <zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand <RichiH> or it could punch the toast #7624 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues * RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl friends" <Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it out with warez. <RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor vr" #7625 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ... <Tschech0w> ah. <Tschech0w> oh. <Tschech0w> ugh. <RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you? <Phoon> sounds like it's raping him <Isle> ohhhh <RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level #7626 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <eng> someone will *always* have it better <synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and rubbing them out. #7627 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Ice9> ether is fun.... <Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room filled with jello and with twice the gravity #7628 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang out in channels like #incomplete-warez #7629 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation <Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on vacation <Ace0522> and pickup the mail also #7630 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off #7631 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D <Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX" <Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS" #7632 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women <El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we? #7633 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 <Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good... <deTwisj> So true... -- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today? -- #7634 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 -!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./ #7635 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast <endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast <jstepka-w> yuk #7636 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <active1> how to become a bot ??? <dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself <active1> it is so easy :)))) <dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step.. #7637 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro? <Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up? *Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there #7638 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60 years old <jstepka-w> i know <jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life <jstepka-w> two bitches at once <jstepka-w> and i didn't pay #7639 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as horney bastards <The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!! <Chucklez> ..... <Chucklez> this coming from you, bob? <The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there <The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex #7640 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes <@temptah> eat less corn <@temptah> and more fiber <@temptah> oh <@temptah> I thought you said "shit" #7641 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <chikster> lol <c-rOCK> this is great <chikster> whats that one quote <c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns #7642 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <rel> well some random guy msg's me <rel> im assuming its you <rel> so rufk off <rel> oh shit <rel> wrong channel heh <BB> lol #7643 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot RokChik7: what'd he do now? Brood: rap. RokChik7: lol #7644 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who wants me to buttrape him BagmanJon: brb BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick. BagmanJon: my lucky day eh? #7645 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know with him BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details" |
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