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#7596 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy <+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia #7597 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join #gunclub and #goths #7598 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth. <+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time." #7599 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz <@PookaIN> that's where it is #7600 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@ev-> there was a dog at the gym tonight <@PookaIN> WHAT WAS HE WORKING ON? #7601 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago. <ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin #7602 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover <@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium! #7603 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now <@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT? #7604 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@PookaZzZz> elimidate?? <@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish? #7605 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1 <Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft" <Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else #7606 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!") #7607 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry <@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer #7608 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@Pooka158> *** Topic is '!Newshows | !Rules' <Pooka158> !newshoes #7609 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die <@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating #7610 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <evLJim> EMERGENCY!!! <evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK <evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital! #7611 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying #7612 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics? #7613 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell. #7614 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** ^TheTruth^ has joined #catholic <Devilution> What's the truth doing in a Catholic chatroom? #7615 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <TheMadHatter> I eat heads. <Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating... <Devilution> but keep trying. <TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads! <Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick! #7616 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest: <Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too. <Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small. <Hatamoto> ... thank you. <Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing: <Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving. #7617 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere <Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand <@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn #7618 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Joins: ph30tu5 ([email protected]) *** Joins: ReadingZu ([email protected]) <ReadingZu> oh... wait <ReadingZu> hey wait <ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me without banning her <ReadingZu> HAHHADFH@Q$%& <ReadingZu> OEND *** c-rOCK sets mode: +b *[email protected] *** ReadingZu was kicked by c-rOCK (banned.) #7619 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ericmm13> yr azz si mine <hoser-work> oh my. <hoser-work> Strange. There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13" <ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow #7620 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls |
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