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#7596   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy <+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia


#7597   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join #gunclub and #goths


#7598   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth. <+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time."


#7599   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz <@PookaIN> that's where it is


#7600   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@ev-> there was a dog at the gym tonight <@PookaIN> WHAT WAS HE WORKING ON?


#7601   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.  <ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin


#7602   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover <@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!


#7603   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now <@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?


#7604   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PookaZzZz> elimidate?? <@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?


#7605   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1 <Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft" <Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else


#7606   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")


#7607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry <@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer


#7608   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Pooka158> *** Topic is '!Newshows | !Rules' <Pooka158> !newshoes


#7609   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die <@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating


#7610   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evLJim> EMERGENCY!!!  <evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK  <evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!


#7611   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying


#7612   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics?


#7613   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.


#7614   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** ^TheTruth^ has joined #catholic <Devilution> What's the truth doing in a Catholic chatroom?


#7615   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheMadHatter> I eat heads. <Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating... <Devilution> but keep trying. <TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads! <Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!


#7616   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest: <Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too. <Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small. <Hatamoto> ... thank you. <Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing: <Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.


#7617   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere <Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand <@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn


#7618   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: ph30tu5 ([email protected]) *** Joins: ReadingZu ([email protected]) <ReadingZu> oh... wait <ReadingZu> hey wait <ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me without banning her <ReadingZu> HAHHADFH@Q$%& <ReadingZu> OEND *** c-rOCK sets mode: +b *[email protected] *** ReadingZu was kicked by c-rOCK (banned.)


#7619   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ericmm13> yr azz si mine <hoser-work> oh my. <hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13" <ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow


#7620   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls


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