#7571   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RichiH> then how did you find out? <RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps <aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz <RichiH> anal probing? <Dazman> WTF are you on about <RichiH> no, i would of noticed

#7572   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<azzkickr> <enntee> man <azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant <azzkickr> <angry> dude <azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection. <azzkickr> LMAO... <azzkickr> sounds like something id do...

#7573   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Tony has joined #hate * Joe_ sets mode: +b *!*[email protected] * Tony was kicked by Joe_ (Joe_) * Tony has joined #hate <Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today? <Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY? * Tony was kicked by Joe_ (OH NO HE IS DEAD) * Joe_ has quit IRC (Local kill by Tony (I only like nice people to use my server.  Find another one.))

#7574   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Warman89: It's the best game evr. Meamperson: Which one? Warman89: Warcraft u idiot! Meamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete twice.

#7575   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please helP! <+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3? <+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well <+Link-> it sucks.

#7576   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

RaspberryClock:  The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?

#7577   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�+ GearSlayr � and my cat shits on the floor now too cause she's getting old �+ GearSlayr � if its not near a litter box it just shits. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck �+ GearSlayr � i'd love to kill that cat myself. �+ GearSlayr � fuck it, it'll have depends on or something �+ GearSlayr � thats what i'll do �+ GearSlayr � i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass �+ GearSlayr � or a bag or something �+ GearSlayr � can you picture that? �+ GearSlayr � that would be the most pathetic thing ever �+ NathanRomulus � your cat will sit and tear it off �+ GearSlayr � yeah probably �+ NathanRomulus � and then proceed to crap on your floor �+ GearSlayr � seriously though that cat needs to be put down �+ GearSlayr � its like 17 years old � syrup6 � wow � syrup6 � old as fart �+ GearSlayr � and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO �+ GearSlayr � i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!" �+ GearSlayr � longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it �+ GearSlayr � i should've taken pictures �+ GearSlayr � it was fucking hilarious

#7578   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Sharyna ([email protected]) Quit (herring.sandwich.net tempura.sandwich.net) *** Sharyna ([email protected]) has joined #improfanfic <Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*!  ;-;

#7579   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fashnek> I'm bi * Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner <Fashnek> that sounds so wrong <twitchi> LMAO!!!

#7580   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<General-Sauron> There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman <General-Sauron> I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick...

#7581   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16 <_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment? <tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment <tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all <tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in <_Mage_> er...

#7582   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay <Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then

#7583   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheDingo> OH SHIT.. i was supposed to read the communist manifesto for political science.. <Novasol> just read a Windows manual. same thing

#7584   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(/query) <ThaMax> Do you want to marry me? <Cheetara> Who are you ? <ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.

#7585   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such <Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! <Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day <Cybe> not to mention all the security issues

#7586   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TreeSurgeon>  My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.

#7587   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<houzit> What were you doing? <psmylie> Watchin a movie <houzit> which movie? <psmylie> The One with Jet Li <houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies <psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your house and beat you severely.

#7588   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd. <@Evil_Ed> hm. <@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!

#7589   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. <LULU> You wear pants don't you?

#7590   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help <@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher! <@drauh> you can smash my particles any time <@drauh> conjugate my verbs <@drauh> fsck my hard drive < AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle? < curvygurl> parse your sentences <@drauh> integrate me by parts <@caraliss> hee <@drauh> fuck me in the ass <@drauh> oh, wait

#7591   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44? <zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize <Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see. <Voyd> Oh. <Toen> except for the war. <Voyd> Darned lying histroy books. <aen{afk> Ahaha <aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war part." <Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...

#7592   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life... <Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that?

#7593   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P <Steempy> Everything used to be expensive <Steempy> Except when you were a boy <Steempy> Then everything was a quarter <Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter <Steempy> Dinner? quarter <Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter <JacksonC> haha ... <Steempy> Well, that's what I paid <Steempy> Maybe you got family rates

#7594   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<carone> :) *** DerianX pokes carone in the eye. <carone> .) <DerianX> lol *** DerianX wipes that smile off carone's face. <carone> . *** DerianX pokes carone in the other eye. <carone> <DerianX> :P

#7595   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PookaIN> dich un kunt! <+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish <ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get? <Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY??????? <Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH