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#7546 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ohyeah> i hate sex. <niggals> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!! <ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian <ohyeah> and its killing youth <ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases <ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it <niggals> well then how the fuck come your sn is 'oh yeah' <ohyeah> i can't talk to you! #7547 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <miteymous> whats crackin? <Ize> a cracker <miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize? <Ize> to where #7548 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone commercials. <Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging now. =P #7549 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc? <cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3 <NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it #7550 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend <Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves <Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline #7551 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off #7552 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg <+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge <+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours <+k\o\w> but they never hatched <+k\o\w> and I would cry #7553 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <birdnest> only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists #7554 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <xbconnect> anyone alive? <PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx *** xbconnect ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving) #7555 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Doys`> cats r mean <Doys`> they can take ur leg off <^badboy^> lol <Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day <Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs) #7556 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity #7557 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 ( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today ( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it ( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position? ( @drdink ) it has wheels ( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation... ( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you? #7558 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me #7559 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle <evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed? #7560 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h and me? <shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's going to do with it #7561 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts #7562 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!! #7563 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Captain_Cobungo> Arr. We have a Pirate Ship now. <FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons. <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons. <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck! Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada! * FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck <FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n? <Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber! <Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack! * Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada. Arr. <Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons? <Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr. #7564 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT #7565 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in "making you want to puke" <Dr_Octogon> lol <noid|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke. <noid|drunk> And cry, and laugh. <noid|drunk> And shit. <Dr_Octogon> and shit? <noid|drunk> And shit = and stuff <noid|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH" #7566 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass #7567 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster. #7568 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o * Etir recommends... <Etir> ...'cancel' #7569 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits? <t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them #7570 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys. <ultraman_jlh> Later. <Fnord> Why are you eating guys? <ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food. |
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