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#7546   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ohyeah> i hate sex. <niggals> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!! <ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian <ohyeah> and its killing youth <ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases <ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it <niggals> well then how the fuck come your sn is 'oh yeah' <ohyeah>  i can't talk to you!


#7547   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<miteymous> whats crackin? <Ize> a cracker <miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize? <Ize> to where


#7548   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone commercials. <Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging now. =P


#7549   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc? <cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3 <NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it


#7550   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend <Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves <Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline


#7551   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off


#7552   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg <+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge <+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours <+k\o\w> but they never hatched <+k\o\w> and I would cry


#7553   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<birdnest> only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists


#7554   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xbconnect> anyone alive? <PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx *** xbconnect ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)


#7555   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Doys`> cats r mean <Doys`> they can take ur leg off <^badboy^> lol <Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day <Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs)


#7556   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com  the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity


#7557   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today ( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it ( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position? ( @drdink ) it has wheels ( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation... ( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?


#7558   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me


#7559   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle  <evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed?


#7560   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h and me? <shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's going to do with it


#7561   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts


#7562   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!


#7563   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Captain_Cobungo> Arr.  We have a Pirate Ship now. <FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons. <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons. <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck!  Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada! * FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck <FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n? <Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber! <Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack! * Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada.  Arr. <Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons? <Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr.


#7564   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT


#7565   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in "making you want to puke" <Dr_Octogon> lol <noid|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke. <noid|drunk> And cry, and laugh. <noid|drunk> And shit. <Dr_Octogon> and shit? <noid|drunk> And shit = and stuff <noid|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH"


#7566   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass


#7567   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster.


#7568   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o * Etir recommends... <Etir> ...'cancel'


#7569   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits? <t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them


#7570   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys. <ultraman_jlh> Later. <Fnord> Why are you eating guys? <ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food.


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