#7521   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<moku> oh god <moku> i typed "PENISHED" instead of "PUNISHED" in an e-mail

#7522   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

wi nd ow zy 2k: your moms a whore and i fucked her in her brown eye timskie: my moms on florida and her eyes are green!

#7523   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DoctorRiff> darkNook> nope, no breast pumps in my purse <DoctorRiff> WAIT I MEAN <DoctorRiff> crap

#7524   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Nalixor gives candle the bird. <candle> a parrot? * Nalixor gestures rudely at candle.

#7525   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LuciferOmega> STEPHEN HAWKING'S PRO WHEELCHAIR 2!

#7526   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

:St0nerChild: One time I was getting rode and she peed on me :St0nerChild: She didnt mean to though, she didnt even know it tell i told her, she was in the middle of cumming :St0nerChild: That was when i lost my virginity :CK_Jeans: you lost your virginity to a girl who pissed on you?

#7527   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Floater_21> now anyone with an internet connection and + iq can register an aim s/n <Floater_21> what makes you think i did it? <X13> You are right, that would count you out of the running.. <X13> :) <Floater_21> well there you go <SovanJedi> ...

#7528   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown us:us {} \;)

#7529   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McFly> Note to Self: Make sure boxers firmly attached and functioning before walking into room of 8th graders.

#7530   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tirol> I wish could type as fast as I could write. <Tirol> Shit... <Tirol> The other way.

#7531   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers

#7532   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i wasn't really paying attention, but she said <daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours' <daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that seems like icing on the cake'

#7533   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no backup, damm bash tab completion :\

#7534   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha <TigerSun> article on k5 <TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple" <TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE>

#7535   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sketchee> Ok.  How does the game connection work? <Grandalf> im guessing tcp/ip <Grandalf> though it dosen't say anywhere <Grandalf> but we both have ipx installed so we can play atomic bomberman, so that shoulden't be the problem either <Sketchee> Okay, and then when you two try to connect together ... ? <Grandalf> on the "find game" screen it dosen't find crap. <Grandalf> though there are games running <Grandalf> and yes, we have the same version <Grandalf> it's a mystery ;P <Sketchee> Is there any documentation for this game? <Grandalf> probably if i bought it ....

#7536   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Inversation> realised there were still debates about wigga and christianity etc, kicked the cd player to make it move then fell asleep again <^Spike^> Debates about WIGGA? <^Spike^> Is that some homie pagan religion? <^Spike^> Yo yo, whathup mah earth sistas. <^Spike^> Word to jo Goddess, aight. * ^Spike^ fires his wand at a rival Coven while riding past on a unicorn.

#7537   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes <Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh? <Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on <Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access <Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access

#7538   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school <Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into <Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things <Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas <Destruya> Nothing else <Destruya> Perfect rest stop <Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night. <Veen> heh, fucks. <Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is. <Destruya> It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and move on with life. <Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine

#7539   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<squid> I mean, why pay for the cow, when the sex is free? <anju> it wasn't so bad, but i wouldn't wanna do it again

#7540   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Kim: brb.. needta potty Mike: well thank you for that info Mike: my life is complete with the knowledge yer emptying yer bladder right now Mike: speaking of which..... * Mike brb

#7541   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tate> it occurs to me <Beerman> myeas? <tate> and this is really probably not a good thought <Beerman> ooh <tate> but if a man were to buy those crazy "enhance your bust line" pills and sneak them into his girlfriend/wife's food, would they still work the same? <Fenris> Yes they do * Beerman ponders this <Beerman> sweet <tate> the next question, of course, is do those pills work at all? <Fenris> Yes * Fenris caresses his monster jugs <Fenris> NEVERMIND THAT

#7542   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by moths.  This is what will happen to you if you don't behave. <Saber> what <Saber> I didn't do anything <Saber> and I have a bat <Saber> I'll fight them off <ThisIsASentenceInANick> That's not going to help a lot. <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Can't you just feel their tiny cocks writhing against your skin, Saber? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Just straining to reach an orifice? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Do you like it? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Does it feel good? <Saber> That's bizarre to the point that it doesn't affect me

#7543   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in.  Why does it happen?  What can I do? <spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above

#7544   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Louth`> night: Saint's a gimp <Louth`> an ugly little gimp with moles <SaintiouS> AM FUCKEN NOT YOU. <SaintiouS> Duchebag. <NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: So, as a gimp, do you just hang there and get orally             fucked or do you also take an active part in your humiliation? <SaintiouS> I am not a gimp! <SaintiouS> Louth` is. <SaintiouS> He just accuses me! <Louth`> not only a little gimp with moles, he isnt too clever, and he adores           the ground humans walk on <Louth`> night: he'd quite seriously enjoy sucking your balls virgerously           given the chance ;) <Louth`> I saw him get aroused by a cockroach once <NiGhTHiNG> Louth`: I resent that pun. <Louth`> night: pun? :) <SaintiouS> Screw you guys.. I'm going home! <NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: What about that ball lick? <SaintiouS> NiGhTHiNG, SHUTUP! <NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: Is that a yes? <SaintiouS> NO!@#$ <SaintiouS> Bah.. I'm going to IRCnet. <SaintiouS> Where I have some respect.

#7545   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* enwhysea can't wait for the war with iraq <MamlaCat> enwhy it will never happen <enwhysea> That might be the reason i can't actually wait for it.