#7496   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Indole> never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm actually missing pubes a bit. <Phucker> It happens to the best of us. <Phucker> ":(" <steelcap> lol

#7497   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy? <jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit

#7498   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<max> I need game <not_jsmonet> possibly <not_jsmonet> or you need to start hitting on women in comas <not_jsmonet> no means no....only if you can say it

#7499   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wynn> Not a single original thought in my mind... <Wynn> *sigh* <Wynn> I should write a book: <Leyenda> And sell it as a notepad?

#7500   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he says "How big is it in inches?" <Vic> As if dick size had anything to do with paper

#7501   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ced> me no eating or drinking at the keybord <brolli_420> but jerking your shit is aceptable <brolli_420> you got some werid rules

#7502   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Swizz0r> i watched miracle of life today in class <@Swizz0r> and jacked off under my desk <@Swizz0r> bbl gonna go rape some little kids

#7503   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fiend> I (politely) told him he sounded like a moron and no one could understand his posts

#7504   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My brother is fucking 0sec now [someone] is away: to the hospital

#7505   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ghetto> OMG it's raining here like a cow pissing on a flat rock

#7506   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Nyah> drugs are good <@_sta> nyah smellin ur socks doesnt count paki

#7507   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<G-R-G> Let me shit into a boot then make you eat the leather to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and ass and have you eat my shit..then when it's time to shit out the shit, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80 mph

#7508   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs <FLiPSiDE> make me look massive <Ur|zen> make us look well hung <FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there.. <FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it.. <fvee> maybe hes half girl

#7509   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Center> i wish women were open source

#7510   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea <Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea

#7511   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScaryFast> I'd fuck a tree, if it wouldn't run away

#7512   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SiNs-> routers are for white people

#7513   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what the fuck to do.

#7514   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast <Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the ripple running up her ass when i slapped it

#7515   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts <godbody2> for an account on his site <godbody2> had like a ill ass site <Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat <Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple

#7516   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pmitros> In Europe, is the convention 100C or 100 [little 0 degree symbol] C for expressing temperature? <st2> pmitros: That can lead to a lot of confusion <pmitros> st2: What do you mean? <st2> pmitros: "Bake your turkey at 800C for 20min" * RelDrgn notes that nobody bakes turkey at 800dF either :P <pmitros> st2: I'm wondering if you include the little superscript o. No. It'd be a little bit cooler. <pmitros> In LaTeX format, is it 100C or 100^oC? <st2> 100$^o$C <TigerSun> I'd bake Cyprus ar 2000C

#7517   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<groulder> god i smell like a peice of shit. <groulder> i shold have a shower. <j03bl0w> or stop smearing shit on yourself?

#7518   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jmitch> fuk <jmitch> my freakishly large 21" is too fn big >:O

#7519   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@UBC_Wiska> I have invented a vibrator featuring a CPU, 64 MB RAM... it is wireless and LAN capable <@theamy> *vibrates* <@UBC_Wiska> wtf? * kevinb notes that UBC has invented anal vibrator for personal use <@UBC_Wiska> it will be able to download "personalities" <@Narcissus> Why would one want to switch personalities mid-use? <@UBC_Wiska> for example <@UBC_Wiska> the leo personality shuts the vibrator off :) <@theamy> What would your personality do Wisket <@theamy> I know what matt's would <@kevinb> It would shrink to half the size <@theamy> LOL <@UBC_Wiska> the size and diameter are variable <@UBC_Wiska> and set on personalities <@Narcissus> That's one sophisticated vibrator:) <@UBC_Wiska> for example, kevin's would be swollen from all the previous j/o :) <@kevinb> It would also implement Impotent sub-routines. <@kevinb> lol <@Narcissus> Keep the vibrator discussion clean, Wisk:) <@UBC_Wiska> How?

#7520   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlieN__> hello... <AlieN__> I'm damn bored <AlieN__> be funny <AlieN__> please <Gato> *FART* <AlieN__> yay canadian jokes