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#7471 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Levi> this girl didnt have a mobile number so i asked for her uin :< #7472 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <LEMC> (%) Resolved 18.244.1.156 to ANAL-RAPE-VICTIM-REHABILITATION-PROGRAM.MIT.EDU. #7473 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <tobeornot> ruff ryders anthem is unforgettable <trips> cause its so horrible <trips> like if you see a dead body <trips> that would be unforgettable too <trips> cause its out of the ordinary <trips> and its definitely not a good thing #7474 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM <Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys! <Ben> Mank, its not hard. <Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real. <Slime> Sorry. #7475 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Levi> lol i walk upto girls and say asl :/ #7476 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <escoJones> my friend called me last night and said someone keeps canseling his downloads on napster so he asked me how i send them a virus #7477 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <G-R-G> I put Trojan Magnums over my head #7478 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <M3_> i bet u dont got a quote of me #7479 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet? ewwwww <ElJimador> mailorderbride.com <[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can i resist?! #7480 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@psyde> i'm in a violence gang <@psyde> we steal lunch money <@psyde> and buy 40's <DJ-SoLiD> lol <DJ-SoLiD> thats gangsta #7481 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@WhiteRob> Shit, I wish some game publisher would have the testicular fortitude to release a fucking dating sim in the US <@dj_CRYME> why would u want a dating sim <@WhiteRob> ... I dunno, I want to feel loved :p <@dj_CRYME> nah u want to see graphical characters have sex on your computer screen dont you <@WhiteRob> possibly, yes. #7482 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jafo> one more drink and I'll be ready for gay sex #7483 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 (Fetch) freebsd and novell can go fuck themselves (Fetch) with a pole (Sancho) why don't you tell us how you really feel (tobyl) Sancho: Because it would be too disturbing for words. (Fetch) I'd like to hold the pole, so that I could violate them in a more +bloody fashion (Fetch) I would wiggle it around, so that their irritated and bloody anus +holes would become twice their normal diameter. (IDK) Sancho: And THAT's why he shouldn't tell us how he really feels. #7484 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <aggiN> kurupt.. u have a very limited taste in music <Santana> kurupted has limited pube growth too! <Santana> its like a nyc rain forest #7485 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes #7486 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking #7487 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 sugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me tomorrow #7488 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Tre`> I have no girl <Tre`> to give me sex <Tre`> all I have <Tre`> is binary and hex #7489 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <r00t> I thought it was raining outside, but it turned out just to be a cron job #7490 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jonny579> You know, esophagi are kinda like strange vaginas. #7491 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's dick alright.." #7492 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 < Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll? #7493 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 ([Smaug]) im actualy homo-phobic ([Smaug]) honest (+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway ([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running (+Porn-Star) u catch him? #7494 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <umop|apisdn|MoD> oh my god <umop|apisdn|MoD> i forgot to wipe my ass <umop|apisdn|MoD> brb #7495 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <KK-> shydawg I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting |
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