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#7471   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Levi> this girl didnt have a mobile number so i asked for her uin :<


#7472   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LEMC> (%) Resolved 18.244.1.156 to ANAL-RAPE-VICTIM-REHABILITATION-PROGRAM.MIT.EDU.


#7473   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tobeornot> ruff ryders anthem is unforgettable <trips> cause its so horrible <trips> like if you see a dead body <trips> that would be unforgettable too <trips> cause its out of the ordinary <trips> and its definitely not a good thing


#7474   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM <Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys! <Ben> Mank, its not hard. <Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real. <Slime> Sorry.


#7475   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Levi> lol i walk upto girls and say asl :/


#7476   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<escoJones> my friend called me last night and said someone keeps canseling his downloads on napster so he asked me how i send them a virus


#7477   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<G-R-G> I put Trojan Magnums over my head


#7478   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<M3_> i bet u dont got a quote of me


#7479   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet?  ewwwww <ElJimador> mailorderbride.com <[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can i resist?!


#7480   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@psyde> i'm in a violence gang <@psyde> we steal lunch money <@psyde> and buy 40's <DJ-SoLiD> lol <DJ-SoLiD> thats gangsta


#7481   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@WhiteRob> Shit, I wish some game publisher would have the testicular fortitude to release a fucking dating sim in the US <@dj_CRYME> why would u want a dating sim <@WhiteRob> ... I dunno, I want to feel loved :p <@dj_CRYME> nah u want to see graphical characters have sex on your computer screen dont you <@WhiteRob> possibly, yes.


#7482   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jafo> one more drink and I'll be ready for gay sex


#7483   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Fetch) freebsd and novell can go fuck themselves (Fetch) with a pole (Sancho) why don't you tell us how you really feel (tobyl) Sancho: Because it would be too disturbing for words. (Fetch) I'd like to hold the pole, so that I could violate them in a more +bloody fashion (Fetch) I would wiggle it around, so that their irritated and bloody anus +holes would become twice their normal diameter. (IDK) Sancho: And THAT's why he shouldn't tell us how he really feels.


#7484   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aggiN> kurupt.. u have a very limited taste in music <Santana> kurupted has limited pube growth too! <Santana> its like a nyc rain forest


#7485   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes


#7486   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking


#7487   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

sugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me tomorrow


#7488   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tre`> I have no girl <Tre`> to give me sex <Tre`> all I have <Tre`> is binary and hex


#7489   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<r00t> I thought it was raining outside, but it turned out just to be a cron job


#7490   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonny579> You know, esophagi are kinda like strange vaginas.


#7491   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's dick alright.."


#7492   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll?


#7493   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

([Smaug]) im actualy homo-phobic ([Smaug]) honest (+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway ([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running (+Porn-Star) u catch him?


#7494   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<umop|apisdn|MoD> oh my god <umop|apisdn|MoD> i forgot to wipe my ass <umop|apisdn|MoD> brb


#7495   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KK-> shydawg I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting


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