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#7271   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside <Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes? * Ricyn checks weatherbug. <Ricyn> 60mph gusts <Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail <Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump


#7272   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�SomeGuyYouDontKnow� 8ball are you on 5-cent crack �Harold� SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to answer that.


#7273   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music


#7274   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mougly> you cant fire me...slaves have to be sold!


#7275   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yomanman> Free condoms for a week? Geez Emu, how many dogs do you know?


#7276   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lucid/#philosophy> your google-fu is weak.


#7277   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dyn> gah, i'm getting all emotional now <Xypher> Ah you got your period dyn?


#7278   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night <Admiral_Justin> someone did? <Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in? <Admiral_Justin> :o <Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible things to him.


#7279   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_cool> New Zealand is a shit hole full of sheep <marc> yeah, but they give better head than the kangaroos


#7280   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Damone> i can now legally drive 10 tonne trucks <@`2L> so u can drive your mum around?


#7281   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blaxthos> kat is a female <Blaxthos> and in #cisco ? <u3q> kat is playing hard to want


#7282   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"


#7283   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kevyn> Windows XP has been running for 2wks 6days 49mins 26secs <Kevyn> Heh. Damn. <Kevyn> I thought I smelled something burning.


#7284   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling <Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor <Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out


#7285   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap crackle and pop <SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat. <Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the act of subfusion makes it pop <Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less complicated :o


#7286   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Games> (__*__) <Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!! <Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit.


#7287   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/linux_nylug_booth.jpg <+kritical`> damn look at them linux people <+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman??? <+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money


#7288   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she wants to jump my bone..=/ <Karnage> tell her it's a short ride


#7289   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BLackGuyFrom_Canada> who is asl?


#7290   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again <Cain> GDSfsa <Cain> hj <Cain> auhjs <Cain> NO <asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU <Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at the same time


#7291   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guest56750> Hi how do you change your name? <Guest56750> iam new to mirc <Guest69> type "/nick nickname" *** Guest56750 is now known as nickname


#7292   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help? <Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k. <Nookadum> Thanks. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^) Some time later. * Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo <Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you! <Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor. <Nookadum> Oh.. Alright. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)


#7293   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now <@orion> so they'll be at the bottom <@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes <!scabb> that's where those niggers belong. <@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb <@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc


#7294   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<manda> i said it once ill say it agian <manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net <Zer0ne> unless in jpg form


#7295   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

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