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#7246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

dodee: I look british. dodee: I think it's the haircut. [jhk]: it's probably the teeth


#7247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them <CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked.  The one with vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was cool tho. <dodee> jesus christ


#7248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pork> all the chicks here are either really ugly, lesbian, or men <CardCheat> some are all three, pork <Shovelbearer> uglesbimen


#7249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad. Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!


#7250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hasek30> see i put <embed src="WishYouWereHere.mid" autoplay="true" loop="false" width="400" height="100"> <X13> Is the file named WishYouWereHere.mid? <hasek30> nah its not


#7251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TexacoForKids> you need a good pickup line.. like "so you putting out     or what?"


#7252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess <MiDGeT`> but cooler <BrettyBoy> i hate ironing


#7253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@pr3x3l> my sister goes to emory <@Blaxthos> is she hot ? <@pr3x3l> we think she's a lesbian dude <@Blaxthos> what's her number ? <@Blaxthos> i'll finalize the decision for her


#7254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grim> <chikster> fuck a pole <Grim> *** [#geekissues] No users matching *.pl found on channel.


#7255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<devoid> we should have a "bring your parents on irc" day


#7256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rann-chan> I just want to run screaming into the night. <ThePlaya> Do so <Rann-chan> It's not dark yet.


#7257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Creeper> yeah the last time I tried social activity, I get home...and BAM <Creeper> Herpies


#7258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TFA|PL4YER> woot looking forward to getting my new hd tonight <TFA|MikeRotch> hehe <TFA|PL4YER> now i dont have to be "choosy" with what porns i keep <TFA|MikeRotch> now THAT's how you know you have a sad life


#7259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[MI]Xealous> well, my friend invented the idea of "morning pussy" <[MI]Xealous> its like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich


#7260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying. <Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin


#7261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Raphie> what are all the names of the seven dwarfs <stevieo4> coke, acid, marijuana, reds, blues, speed, and of course heroin. Hmmm. I think I missed one.


#7262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Match> DAMMIT! All my half life cd keys are in use! I can't get on CS! <Match> Those monkeyfuckers who actually bought the game are probably playing it! <H4Z3> Does their evil know no bounds?


#7263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sam> people seem to fear toilet seats like the damned plague these days <Ishap> They're staging rebellions <MEEKS> If you had to put up with all that ass, wouldn't you?


#7264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zipperface> !seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass. <Harold> Sorry zipperface, I have never seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass.


#7265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard and the back of the chair <Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all unsaved comfort settings have been lost <SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue


#7266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thinkmad> your face sucks <thinkmad> watch my movie <thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov <Hummer> thats good advertising <Hummer> start off with an insult. always works <Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste! <Hummer> hahah <golic3> He got your attention though <Hummer> true <Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!


#7267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding! <PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion


#7268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<��NewsFlash��> Raw Sewage Spills Into Miami Bay <zipperface> OoO let's go for a swim! <zipperface> Might become super heroes. <CremePuff> right. i call dibs on the Fantastic Condom Man


#7269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ash26> tip <ash26> never call yourself an american in england <ash26> claim your canadian <ash26> it will be so much easier for you


#7270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zipperface> Erin, mon cherrie, ta beaut� et seulment comparable � qui a coup� le fromage. <Xanathis> did you say her beauty is comparable to a cup of cheese? <Jedah> no no <Jedah> her beauty is only comparable to who cut the cheese


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