#7296   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Momanon) I had a friend in the dorms that went into this guy's room, put on "ice ice baby" at full blast on repeat and locked the guy's room (Momanon) The guy had death threats stapled to his door. (Momanon) He didn't come back for like 3 hours.

#7297   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months ago, for something completely differnet <Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network <ZS> is it called "the internet"?

#7298   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

CAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"? CAT g ON k: lol ATRFenix: yes ATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc ATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them fag ATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.' ATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it went downhill from there.

#7299   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Firefly-offwork> I like nut cereals * Delusion teabags Firefly's breakfast.

#7300   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lux> everyone i know that smokes is tryin to quit <zewm> i would like to lux <zewm> especially since i hear it isn't cool anymore <lux> i think lung cancer/$$ would be more of a motivation <zewm> i don't care about that <zewm> if lung cancer was cool, i would try to get it

#7301   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deltax> cancer is due to sloppy programming on god's part

#7302   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Lotach: ok I got OE working but she hates it so I need to get O working Lotach: and no, not oprah HolyViper7: dude, she's oprah. HolyViper7: shes A) black B) fat Lotach: there's no getting oprah working Lotach: it's a double whammy Lotach: she doesn't work because she's black, she doesn't work because she's fat

#7303   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...! it was a conspiracy <@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?

#7304   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my stuff. <blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."

#7305   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>> <Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me? * Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are hard to get. <Kirika> Care to announce what? <Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that.. movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.

#7306   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HansonSis> oh, screw the japanese...they knew what they did the moment they did it, and they'll never do it again....bombing them would be a waste of a good bomb....drop it on people who don't know we mean business yet3 <MalkavsWisdom> Yeah.. those damn ethiopians.

#7307   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<promo> can you op me in the main plz. <Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet <Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ? <promo> huh <Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman <promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>

#7308   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my dick

#7309   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Syntax> iListen to pink floyd: wall.modify(numBricks++);

#7310   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat <ArkCOM> Without the quotes <devbp> Okay. Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)

#7311   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend? <tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted. <tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland <tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice

#7312   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EggTrivia>  &#8221; What is the title of the 1996 sequel to "Terms of Endearment"? &#8221; <TMF> terms of endearment II <TrueChaos> er no <TrueChaos> not that easy <Tags|Sue> lol <TrueChaos> terms of endearment 2 <el_presidente> the return of the terms of endearment <TrueChaos> terms of endearment: 2 <TMF> !!hint <TrueChaos> yay <Tags|Sue> Terms of Endearment: The Revenge <TMF> the morning star <EggTrivia> TMF answered � the morning star � in 37 seconds and was absolutely CORRECT!!! <EggTrivia> Next question in 20 seconds, get ready! <el_presidente> lol <TrueChaos> attack of the terms of endearment

#7313   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BDSChaos> if god wasn't gay then why would he have created hard throbbing cocks

#7314   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse

#7315   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ngn-18> thats wherrrre i wanna go... down to kokomo <dredg> that song reminds me of not wanting to be at summer camp. <dredg> AKA: wanting the camp counselor to let me put my pants back on and leave the storage room. :(

#7316   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resum� for fast food cook. <Drain> ... <ZS|GTA3> ... <Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper <ZS|GTA3> Ahahah. <Drain> ahaha

#7317   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it? <JDigital> (Quite a few, I'd imagine...) <Nimduin> There's a VI? <Nimduin> Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?

#7318   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Synonymet> jestuh...hmm...I wonder if you can call your kid "George Bush" in Afghanistan? <eric|work> no <Nyphur> You can, but he'd be stillborn.

#7319   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[JOIN] #sandiego: cuervo ([email protected]) <cuervo> HI, I'M A FAG, AND BEING A FAG, I LIKE TO SPEND ALL MY TIME IN #SANDIEGO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EFNET KNOWS THAT #SANDIEGO IS FULL OF FAGS.

#7320   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daniel-> i still own .sh .ac <daniel-> i can make .sh hostnames (elend) make a nocuervoisnotgay.sh (elend) cuervo.gets.women.only.because.he.has.some.ca.sh <cuervo> gonna.kick.elends.a.sh (elend) thats.not.very.nic.sh <cuervo> you.suck.at.thi.sh ( (elend) with.my.cool.li.sh  (elend) no.sh.it.sh