#7221   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drizuid> what operating system does linux run on?

#7222   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@rudesmurf> my mom got me "real brewed" iced tea <@rudesmurf> it tastes like cold tea <@pikacheney> iced tea is cold tea...

#7223   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Re-monkey ([email protected]) has joined #geekissues <Re-monkey> Wow <Re-monkey> It's all the people I've been laughing at. <Re-monkey> I love reading QDB. <Re-monkey> This is almost like seeing all the great celebs in one place. <Re-monkey> But, not quite.

#7224   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* mike rolls eyes WITH SEXY RESULTS <RushMore> you got porn behind eyeballs? <mike> yes <RushMore> lucky cunt <RushMore> mine is on the bottom of my foot <RushMore> which is relly ackward for masturbation

#7225   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KuWaItdog> I can get rid of the ban with my defence extrem ban programme. <KuWaItdog> I have an american friend he have been in mirc network for 15 years I'm not lying I can tell to give you something I dont know what it is but it is a virus [strong virus]that you cant put ignore or cancel the virus will get in your computer before you know it so what you think scared?

#7226   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Azrel> that was a pain in the ass <AnalBoy24m> I know the feeling.

#7227   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

([Locutus]) wait a minute..here we have its in my enbglsi dictionary.." Scrimp, 'prawn " ([Locutus]) know it now? (@Wagoo) yaw (@Wagoo) I look at prawn on the net all the time (@Wagoo) I hate when they ask for your credit card details though :/

#7228   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Olan> I haven't been in her for a while... <nukem> i'm sorry to hear that

#7229   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eX|NYC> wtf my mom tells this lady to come over then she leaves 10 secs b4 she comes so im stuck here with this lady like uhh dude i dont know wtf she went leave me alone let me play my computer games >_< <PJ> its called a baby sitter.

#7230   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END <darkLem> and it's coming in all caps. <mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE

#7231   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

@|C|REDS`: I want a fuckin gf @|C|Nemur: you want a girlfriend or a geforce? plz be specific

#7232   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ATAD> I saw a girl that has a pikachu umbrella <ATAD> it's all yellow, has pikachu's face on it, and 2 pikachu ears sticking off the top <Wagoo> Was she seckzy? <ATAD> iono <ATAD> I was looking at the pikachu umbrella more <Wagoo> "Hello my dear, that's an awfully attractive pikachu umberella you have there, maybe you'd like to come back to my dorm room to discuss it's forms, themes, and concept."

#7233   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Amuck50 designs some magic items for a D&D campaign <Amuck50> heheh Arrows of Nuking..... <Kyle> Cock ring of glory. <Amuck50> cock ring of +2 protection

#7234   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"

#7235   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream... <daenonok> dude you slept in class? <D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants <D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication) <D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me... <D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me

#7236   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on hookers <Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with hookers <Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog? <Boogaleeboo> Silly <Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY <Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist. <Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first <Joe_> Touche

#7237   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wilfred> Do you think I could kick your mom's ass Justin? <Wilfred> And remember...I've had weapons training. <Michael> Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training" in Canada. No matter how thin and pointy it is. <Wilfred> It's very thin and pointy.

#7238   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jim> WOAH, HUGE STORY FROM FOX NEWS <Jim> KIDS WHO DRINK ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX <Frinky> WOW <Frinky> I never would have guessed that <Swimguy37> no kiddin <Jim> It's almost as shocking as their "there are perverts on the internet" story

#7239   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jedi-Ohki> yah, and im a newbie because i've been a. using mirc since...1998 b. been using the internet since...1995, or c. all of the above.

#7240   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: Becky ([email protected]) *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Becky (@Coffee): [Becky] Hmm..your cute.

#7241   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shithead1> it appears my computer just deleted all the cookies. <JustNoodle> now, all you have to do is rename it "cookie monster"

#7242   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

CreeDi: I made a joke to this chick about how she was grumpy because she was beaten a lot as a child, and it turns out she really was. CreeDi: I felt about as big as a keebler elf testicle.

#7243   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

dodee: yall need hobbies. =) CreeeD: says IRC boy.

#7244   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Squiggle> When I grow up, I wanna be arrested for masturbating in front of a daycare.

#7245   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CreeDC> rsw: is the neice cute? <rswAFK> it's not born yet. <Dodee> that's young, even for matt. <rswAFK> she's underage, anyway. <CreeDC> rsw: but it's a girl for sure right?