#7196   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SteveCase> what does one do here? <hunnybun> jerk off to girls gone wild infomercials

#7197   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Coldfeet�> having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope

#7198   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(irix): scrim? (irix): :o (jot): against? (irix): team colorado (irix): :) (jot): we only play people from states that matter

#7199   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tate> has anyone played this Amercan's Army game? <Beerman> nope <Goonigoogoo> I've read about it, but never downloaded it <Beerman> I wonder if you can mod it <Beerman> "talibans army" <Beerman> that would be a fun game <tate> yeah, and you can throw rocks, and mail Anthrax <tate> and hide in caves

#7200   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dingo> did you hear the polish government bought 5000 septic tanks? <twolovvers> what in the hell for? <twolovvers> well, as soon as they figure out how to drive them, they're going to invade germany. <twolovvers> huh? <twolovvers> I'm very naive, and I pay no attention to world news <twolovvers> so if your bullshitting me I havn't a clue <dingo> septic tanks....drive them...going to invade... <dingo> umm... <dingo> you dye your hair blonde lately? <twolovvers> no it's dark brown with a hint of red <twolovvers> septic tanks aren't meant to be driven <dingo> ... <twolovvers> so your making a polish joke to mock them? <dingo> i think they're mocking themselves at this point.

#7201   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+atseleon> like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty <@LillieCharlotte> smart gal

#7202   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JP|> I'd choose unix over linux

#7203   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<slappy> I leave punk on for my cats so they'll get more hardcore while I'm out

#7204   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enajyram> support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.

#7205   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<acetylcholine> if it's 2 things i hate it's racial profiling and arabs on my airplane

#7206   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Logik-> ymir wants to hire a personal assassin to kill me <Logik-> <---- has land mines in his yard <tra__> what happens when the grass cutter comes to clip the lawn? <Logik-> tra__, they're not allowed to mow certain spots :P <tra__> so the hitman just treads through the mowed spots, since its easier to walk there anyway?

#7207   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tima> k, i'm starving <rocky> fooooooood <OlDirtyB> im starving too <EConc_> god, since when did #nerdz become ethiopia?

#7208   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lasereyes> im looking at that dazzle mpeg2.. but its like 350 bucks <finneas> can you put a price on quality piracy?

#7209   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<finneas> the only good thing tom green has been in is drew berrymore

#7210   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SC__AT> 3. What united states president was in office during the civil war? <SC__AT> Times up! The answer was: forty three

#7211   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Pumiliocumfustis> these speakers have so much bass <@qrg> how do they fit fish in such small boxes

#7212   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<misogynic> Senor: tell me, is your mother still attractive? <SenorWeird> for someone her age, I'd say so. <misogynic> Can I have her number? <SenorWeird> (305)867-5309 <misogynic> :D! <misogynic> What's her name? <SenorWeird> Jenny <misogynic> Is that her honest number?

#7213   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chaos[X]> Overclocking can screw everything up. <Chaos[X]> I've seen it break up marriages.

#7214   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DoomLord9> heh. reminds me of the other day. my mom walked up to me with a pair of panties and says "i found these in your room. care to explain" i was like "......no, i can't explain that, but thank you for the hope that women come into my room and strip when i'm not there. you have made my day happy" <DoomLord9> unfortunetly, they were just my sisters she had just taken out of the wash. i was kinda bummed about that

#7215   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Nastard> i think i just found an avi of shania twain sucking some guy off <matt> that don't impress me much

#7216   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nastsm0m> jakob do me a favor? <nastsm0m> never get married <nastsm0m> never breed <nastsm0m> in fact don't even date <Greylark> don't ever leave your room <nastsm0m> yeah that either <jakob> you just described my life... :(

#7217   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phuser> Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash...I took 65 pictures of myself making a sandwich...My neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.

#7218   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> <v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did <Guilty> Approve Kill Nothing <logik_> kill <Mdar> kill <gfjgfjgfj> what does nothing do? <Mdar> is that a rhetorical question?

#7219   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MoLsOnGiRL> hehe ive been just laughing my ass off here the past half hour <Owyn> I think we figured as much. <Owyn> Giggly? Now you have the "munchies"? <Owyn> Or are you starting to "burn out" <MoLsOnGiRL> hey hey * Owyn runs out of pot slang

#7220   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ReWom> IRC is full of sexy and beautiful people, they just send you the wrong pictures.