#7121   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

TC3743: My laptop is ghetto. sgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like 'bling bling'? TC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the toaster to the coffee machine =/ sgtpudding: LOL sgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater" right now TC3743: lol TC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...

#7122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no? KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ? Eric3934: no KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks

#7123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bitstorm> i like that "Dead bodies in the trunk" air freshener

#7124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<synjaWrk> did you know co.ck is a real top level domain <synjaWrk> $300/year <synjaWrk> daamn <sno_uk> synja: haha : so you can you and buy abig.co.ck ? <synjaWrk> sno_uk i dont need to buy one <synjaWrk> :)

#7125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wonderboy> so what you're hacking? <MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder <Wonderboy> what you're coding? <MastaB> Hack tools.

#7126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(|Robot|Bender): Kronos, so angry. So mad. so full of hate. Have a salad, a lite beer and take a nap. (jot): salad, lite beer? you want to make him happy, not gay

#7127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results <Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration"

#7128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aximili> WHAT THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT AHHHHHH <Nicklon> �Aximili� => puberty

#7129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aximili> aha Kids' Jeopardy is like Celebrity Jeopardy except they know the answers

#7130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in order to manage my time

#7131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN? <uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN

#7132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Markie> i dont hate dido, i just don't think she's got a particually great voice <Woody> she sounds better than mendy in the shower and thats good enough for me ;) <Markie> how do u know what he sounds like in the shower ?! <Mendez> I'm very quiet in the shower I'll have you know... you have to be otherwise they hear you coming up behind them as they bend down to get the soap...

#7133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p <Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob.

#7134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Xolution): what is this "social" you speak of? (moriarty): it's like IRC, but with touching

#7135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lilmuckers> i watched this great program about gays getting murdered <crt2k> ... <Lilmuckers> well,  <Lilmuckers> gay people being persecuted <IUG> ... <Lilmuckers> damnit <Lilmuckers> i'm not making this sound good am i?

#7136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD <Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy? <Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT <Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH <Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP <Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DAMN CEILING <Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD GIRLS BE FOR <Funk> Masturbating over.

#7137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Joins: Julie_ ([email protected]) Julie_ is [email protected] * * I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc * <jube> Julie_ you're using bitchx and therefore unix. <jube> that doesnt bode well for your dress size <Julie_> ha <jube> prove me wrong in .jpg form

#7138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I run ICQ in there ?

#7139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once <freeweed> it really fucks things up

#7140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like marioland <bri> : <kitten> heh <bri> i hum the theme music <bri> and jump on bushes <bri> but then i get all cut up <bri> :

#7141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bri> 12 <bri> er <bri> 22 <napalm_> sweet... <napalm_> oh <bri> either way <napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score. <napalm_> lol <bri> im not gonna ask <napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.

#7142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down?  was it shut down? <ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive

#7143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn

#7144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Hotaru> Hmm, 1 in 32 Americans are either in jail or prison, on probation, or on parole. <@Riffraff> COOL! <+Vulpes> I didn't know we had that many politicians.

#7145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag! < cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds < Logik-> cristib, my computers ram < cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging? < cristib> that's deep