#7096   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes. <Fleebis> Especially you.

#7097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-=  fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph? -=   x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper -=   x1bncwn] :P

#7098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born. <Drugdown> ...nothingness. <Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!

#7099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me? <random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok

#7100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image. <Fleebis> Was it JPEG?

#7101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sean> I could jack off to a barbie doll and it'd be the equivilant to jerking off to the girls in playboy <Ronwe> sean: you've jerked off to a barbie doll? <iTM> wtf <Ronwe> that' just pathetic <sean> yes, many MANY times <Ronwe> I mean, I've done it to Charsi's ass in D2.. but never to a barbie doll <Ronwe> and it was only once... too lazy to go find some decent porn to smack to <Astro> lol <iTM> Charsi's ass? <Ronwe> yeah... it's tight and firm <Ronwe> I'm not going to explain any more <Ronwe> I'm already afraid of this making it to bash

#7102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb <eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me

#7103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* nephlite is listening to korean pop <Anwar> is it about starcraft? <nephlite> probably

#7104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like <+MaNiAk> webcams <+MaNiAk> since she has win95 <+Yamatto> why does your mom wanna be on webcam? <+Munkey> lol <+OGE> *coughcamwhorecough* <@Magus> eww <+MaNiAk> fuck you oge and i hope you balls rot off

#7105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bionic_6) Dude never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

#7106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs?  The terrorists have won! <Luna`> can't let the terrorists win. <Everdraed> Exactly Luna * Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs <Skyday> :OP!!!!!!

#7107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"? <Ronwe> wtf is bash <viro|away> http://www.bash.org * Ronwe goes <Ronwe> oh fuck.

#7108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!! <PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!! <PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!! * PERL_ZEALOT has been kicked by PERL_ZEALOT (cock in mouth) * PERL_ZEALOT ([email protected]) has joined #xxxxxxxx * ChanServ sets mode +o PERL_ZEALOT <PERL_ZEALOT> whoops XD <PERL_ZEALOT> Stupid auto-complete

#7109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything <jonathans> yes <jonathans> it will heat the water

#7110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crnk>  I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I DON'T LOOK AT PORN <crnk>  BUT I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I CAN'T NUT

#7111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Staberinde> Ah lovely.  First I get Hirsuite women spam mail now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail <Boogaleeboo> Eh. <Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me <Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's really a blow to the ego for three seconds <Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the fuck I am" <Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans <Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and it's making me impotent

#7112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> these penguin mints are weak <Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines <Guilty> No weak caffeine mints

#7113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room (timmo) and woke up (timmo) and they were fucking whacking [Gimdb] i'd finish them off

#7114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(timmo) her boobies are fake (timmo) ;[ [nyisles] hmm [nyisles] are they photoshopped [nyisles] ? [Guilty] No [Guilty] They're implants

#7115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Xian just heard a loud bang out side <Xian> OMG <Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car! <Valv|tuba> WHAT? <Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?

#7116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite <shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy <gortho> we're happy for you <shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries <psmylie> what?!? <psmylie> ... <psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you?

#7117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar <SmMeTh> heh <Eightba||> lol, more very bi-polar <brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only manifests mental problems as a symptom <soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo? <NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO <Eightba||> lol <soup> lolo nate <soup> you are to witty for your own good

#7118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school <ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school

#7119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong! BhodiZzZz ([email protected]) is now known as Bhodi <cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)

#7120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<weed> alright, i gotta get back to work <Phucker> You mean masturbation? <weed> i havn't done that in a while <weed> i must be gettin old <Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday <Phucker> So I'm good <weed> 6 times?! <Phucker> Yeah <weed> you must be 'chapped'