#7146   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1 <@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick <@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.

#7147   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Red_Draco> "See the Pope, $5. Ride the Pope, $10."

#7148   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab <Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit <Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it <Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors

#7149   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes <Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo <Guilty> Maybe some q-tips

#7150   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are cock teases. <`MT> other 10% have cocks

#7151   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story <Dragon-Beast> so so so easy <lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers <Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach  its target audience.

#7152   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jagyd> I think you finally found a character not limited by your intellectual capabilities. <Dwopple the Orc> huh?

#7153   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Raenne>  Damnit, my cookies are only half baked <Tungee>  Smoke em up a bit more then <Futility>  Heh heh heh... half baked. <Raenne>  I stuck em back in the oven :) <Tungee>  Mazi <Tungee>  Nazi <Raenne>  ... <Raenne>  They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE <Raenne>  chocolate chip :) <Tungee>  The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people either

#7154   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vellius>  ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english

#7155   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* m4z3` kicks dalnet * Quits: m4z3` ([email protected]) (Killed (zone.hub.us.dal.net ())) <Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back

#7156   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment" (@Phitz): hahahaha (@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie *** Joins: hootie ([email protected]) (@BigTruck): :o (@Phitz): wtf (@BigTruck): my mind just exploded (@Phitz): *nod*

#7157   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rick^y>shit, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang <Rick^y>so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it <illy>yumm...

#7158   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background. <aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.

#7159   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kiko> I love you guys <@mjau> we love you too kiko <@mjau> dude, kiko... isnt that a type of soy sauce <@mjau> KIKOMAN <@mjau> hehehe <@mjau> salty yet delicious <Kiko> Thats what SHE said <Kiko> :)

#7160   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

UsMc-LiTe: OMFG I JUST GOT A GF!!!!!!!!! AkIrAgOrN909: Sadly folks, hes talking about the Grandfather sword in Diablo 2.

#7161   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Crash|> condoms suck! <iota> so do kids

#7162   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@i-node> I thought battlenet checked to see if you were korean <@i-node> if(iskorean()){acceptconnection();}

#7163   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Statik : are you going to sleep? Statik : I need to get off so my sister can go to sleep Statik : um...I didn't mean it like that >:(

#7164   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Fro`> flea markets have black people? <+santa|> Fro` yeah, cheap too

#7165   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PS_GAMER> Neill, just to be sure, that text compression problem with SD3 is a thing of the past, correct? <Neill1712> PS: Well, I killed the text compression. But now the text compression's big brother is hiring someone to kill me, so I'll keep you posted <PS_GAMER> Thanks.

#7166   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rjx> I could be good at marketing <Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks <Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"

#7167   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BMTwigzta> People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything

#7168   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dedushka> Syntax error: function hell() needs an argument. Please choose what hell you want to involve <Dedushka> i dunno much fortran <madiera> FORTRAN compilers are more like "error, gorak think u program not working.  gorak consult rock and tree."

#7169   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<worksoufy> man i need to eat <Trak3r> that's "yoda" speak for "i need to eat a man" <worksoufy> sick bastard you are

#7170   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> my car is immobile <ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car existing <clay> i can push it around