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#7021 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Quits: Pyoveli ([email protected]) (Ping timeout) * Quits: Waltro ([email protected]) (Ping timeout) * Quits: Alanzo ([email protected]) (Ping timeout) * Quits: Landusia ([email protected]) (Ping timeout) <Fleebis> finland is crashing #7022 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see <Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt? <durt> yes of course <Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina... *** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving) #7023 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P <LordCrey> :) <Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me <Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave <Gh0stFac3> ;) <madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P <Gh0stFac3> haha <Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them #7024 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.' (@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs (@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them? (@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes. (@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor? (@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it. #7025 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect #7026 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette <Page> hahaha <flash67> bah * azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF] #7027 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Magus`> XP style <zinguvok> XP gay stylin' <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it... <zinguvok> you're still a faggot #7028 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml [@Jimlad] uhm ok [@Jimlad] you didn't see that. � @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard #7029 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Sir_Robin> warning: there are some inbred fucks in the USA. <Sir_Robin> even bigger warning: they're allowed to vote. <Sir_Robin> worse yet: they tend to vote for each other. #7030 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble" #7031 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet <Akira> oh <Akira> can I watch your meat? <cruisinxx7> ... <cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead #7032 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible? #7033 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid <Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships #7034 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <TobyToby> you know what's great <TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer <TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into <TobyToby> a black rapper <TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson #7035 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19 <DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious" <argent> Blackalicious is pretty good <DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band? <argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black. #7036 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 < Rubicant> sorry...its been a strange week < ShellGh0st> -week +life #7037 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules <kisama> WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME <nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college <nyisles> i could never have a roommate <nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward <Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower <Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness <Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend <nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD! <DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron? <Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone <nyisles> it would be to me <Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick <kisama> hmm <kisama> on mondays, wednesdays <kisama> and fridays <kisama> i can wack it <kuro> i won 't be anywhere around <kuro> i 'll be in class <kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home <Guilty> Snow is so honest <Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class" <kuro> i won't come back early #7038 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime? <LStranger> Sorta. <Squall^> then go fuck her up <LStranger> I'd like to. <LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet. <Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape #7039 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the +human population :D <Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina? #7040 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell Litestep? <DeVante`> No... <DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can come together without persecution from others. * Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout <DeVante`> Er.. <DeVante`> I mean.. <DeVante`> Yes... <DeVante`> Litestep shell. <DeVante`> That's us! #7041 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jayo> hey how do haiku's work? is it 5 sylabals the first line, 7 the second, 5 the third? <R0y2> yeah <R0y2> when i cum in you <R0y2> i feel the law is broken <R0y2> you are twelve years old <jayo> haha <R0y2> ^_^ #7042 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <saint_> i should masturbate <saint_> but like <saint_> my sister lives with me <Agent_069> hahaha <Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P #7043 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 Kid1: What are you, illiterate? Teacher: Hey, we dont talk about illiterate people. Kid2: Yea, we write about them. #7044 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today. <Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online... <Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK #7045 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me anymore. <matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that cow. <iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom? |
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