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#7021   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

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#7022   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see <Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt? <durt> yes of course <Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina... *** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)


#7023   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P <LordCrey> :) <Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me <Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave <Gh0stFac3> ;) <madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P <Gh0stFac3> haha <Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them


#7024   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.' (@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs (@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them? (@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes. (@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor? (@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.


#7025   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect


#7026   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette <Page> hahaha <flash67> bah * azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF]


#7027   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Magus`> XP style <zinguvok> XP gay stylin' <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it... <zinguvok> you're still a faggot


#7028   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml [@Jimlad] uhm ok [@Jimlad] you didn't see that. � @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard


#7029   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sir_Robin> warning:  there are some inbred fucks in the USA. <Sir_Robin> even bigger warning:  they're allowed to vote. <Sir_Robin> worse yet:  they tend to vote for each other.


#7030   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would  be in a shit load of trouble"


#7031   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet <Akira> oh <Akira> can I watch your meat? <cruisinxx7> ... <cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead


#7032   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible?


#7033   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid <Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships


#7034   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TobyToby> you know what's great <TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer <TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into <TobyToby> a black rapper <TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson


#7035   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19 <DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious" <argent> Blackalicious is pretty good <DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band? <argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black.


#7036   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Rubicant> sorry...its been a strange week < ShellGh0st> -week +life


#7037   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules <kisama> WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME <nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college <nyisles> i could never have a roommate <nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward <Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower <Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness <Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend <nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD! <DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron? <Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone <nyisles> it would be to me <Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick <kisama> hmm <kisama> on mondays, wednesdays <kisama> and fridays <kisama> i can wack it <kuro> i won 't be anywhere around <kuro> i 'll be in class <kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home <Guilty> Snow is so honest <Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class" <kuro> i won't come back early


#7038   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime? <LStranger> Sorta. <Squall^> then go fuck her up <LStranger> I'd like to. <LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet. <Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape


#7039   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the +human population :D <Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?


#7040   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell Litestep? <DeVante`> No... <DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can come together without persecution from others. * Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout <DeVante`> Er.. <DeVante`> I mean.. <DeVante`> Yes... <DeVante`> Litestep shell. <DeVante`> That's us!


#7041   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jayo> hey how do haiku's work? is it 5 sylabals the first line, 7 the second, 5 the third? <R0y2> yeah <R0y2> when i cum in you <R0y2> i feel the law is broken <R0y2> you are twelve years old <jayo> haha <R0y2> ^_^


#7042   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<saint_> i should masturbate <saint_> but like <saint_> my sister lives with me <Agent_069> hahaha <Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P


#7043   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Kid1: What are you, illiterate? Teacher: Hey, we dont talk about illiterate people. Kid2: Yea, we write about them.


#7044   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today. <Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online... <Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK


#7045   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me anymore. <matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that cow. <iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?


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