#7046   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep <+gabu> yes <+gabu> but you're from australia <+gabu> you sleep during the day <+gabu> don't you ?

#7047   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Time> that reminds me of when Manning and I installed OS/2 Warp4 on a box and during the install routine it said  something to the likes of 'join the hundreds of people on the internet'

#7048   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Real^Quasar> anyway: my 56k is going half the speed it used to <cts> it might be your line <Threeboy> check if anyone is stepping on your wire <Real^Quasar> hmm <Threeboy> but don't put the modem to your face, cause they take thier foot off <Threeboy> and you get sprayed with data. <Real^Quasar> ...

#7049   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today. <greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it off. <OniSlave> Did u get an A? <greenocide> I hope so, cause they kept the video.  Asshole teachers are probably wanking it right now.

#7050   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gozu> it was an image, and expression, a metaphot

#7051   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fox1324> fucking hell <fox1324> my mom dosent want me to get that backpack cause she thinks its gay <neo123> what backpack? <neo123> HOLY FUCK THAT BACKPACK IS GAY <fox1324> im gonna get that backpack and then have sex with like 40 hot girls <fox1324> and then it wont be gay <neo123> but somehow you will still be <fox1324> say that after ive had sex with 40 hot girls

#7052   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

losercmc: I'm going to kill splintercell, or at least get banned trying Sgtsnowman85: yea u should Sgtsnowman85: if i had enough money i'd fly to his city and track him down Sgtsnowman85: and lick his ass Sgtsnowman85: AH! losercmc: hahaha Sgtsnowman85: kick! Sgtsnowman85: omg

#7053   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GTi-brenter> just went to read the paper, our movie reviewer is so homo <GTi-brenter> he gives low star ratings to all the blockbuster movies <GTi-brenter> but then gives 4 stars to all the foreign films that tells about the french mans penis falling off <GTi-fippy> that one was good

#7054   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*iRc-AsS* ok POOP story.......I knew this one fucked up kid.,.he came to ohio from idaho....there was a special tree hangin out over a freewayor something....daily....he would climb that tree..and while being hidden by the trees foliage..he would SHIT on the passing cars

#7055   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�SpOoNmAn� my grandpa gave me some cayenne peppers so i could cut some up and add it to food (I like spicy food), so i cut some up. I then went to take a piss. About 2 minutes later, I had a burning sensation on my penis that would make even the mightiest men weep like a little school girl..i tore my pants off and my penis was red and on fire. I jumped in the shower (this is at 2am) and let the cold water hit my peter, but alas, nothing helped.

#7056   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

SpOoNmAn� man, one time i had a Mr Heros roman burger...that fuckin thing passed thry my bowels in about 5 minutes...i was in the mall and had enuff time to run to the closest bathroom. I was about to sit down and my ass erupted, i blew shit all over the toilet and a guy was in the next stall....he screamed and ran out.

#7057   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gartuff|VivaLasVegas> so far my record is like 10+ trips to vegas, without ever getting married

#7058   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JoeSCHM0E> i cook so badly, we pray AFTER meals

#7059   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute <Kiger> lol <Kiger> you did that aich? <aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia" <aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money

#7060   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Threeboy> it's cause we're all infected with IRC. <mutatedjellyfish> speak for yourself <mutatedjellyfish> im a scientific observer of the victims of this "IRC" <mutatedjellyfish> me and my associates are working on developing a cure <Threeboy> doc, we need 55cc's of social life, STAT! <mach_one> NOOOOOOOO! <mach_one> get that needle away from me! * mach_one runs back to his cave <mutatedjellyfish> restrain him!

#7061   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[m1]> imagine filling a realdoll with ketchup and dropping it from the top of a building <[m1]> and your friend is bellow, and you seti tup so he's standing there when the realdoll lands <[m1]> and he start jerking off <[m1]> and quoting Macbeth <friar> imagine filling a realdoll full of mayonaise and leaving it in a carpark while it all oozes out <friar> imagine putting your cock inside teddy ruxpin so you see the tip everytime he opens his mouth

#7062   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Packet> Reminds me of the time I was naked and tried to break into that grade school... <Packet> What were we talking about?

#7063   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Amitlu> errr <@Amitlu> i mean do <SpeedyPhoenix> do who? <SpeedyPhoenix> >.> <@Amitlu> -_- * @Amitlu gives Speedy a black guy <@Amitlu> eye* <@Amitlu> If you quote me, I'll kill you >.<

#7064   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Melissa> skinny is teh win <Melissa> bettar than fat <DarkShadow> true <Melissa> nothing weirder than hearing a guys flab smack against you while fucking <Melissa> talk about a mood killer

#7065   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace <sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping. <sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties. <sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better. <ShinJN> whoa * ShinJN steps away from 60mhz <sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater <sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight? <ShinJN> it's there <ShinJN> i was joking <sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer? <ShinJN> no

#7066   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* suicide6x packets stikys brain <suicide6x> Now you are dumb <Yottabyte> too late <Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection <Stiky> shut up <Stiky> more like <Stiky> 26k now <Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl <suicide6x> ha <suicide6x> exploit!

#7067   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+|TX|-Narflar> I thought he was Lawless's bitch =) <@KK> he gets around <@KK> LIKE VINYL ON A TURNTABLE

#7068   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ogw is zooming along at 650 * ogw looks like that guy from the memorex commercials when he's sitting at his computer <fo0bar> is it live? <ogw> has anyone ripped that off yet? <ogw> or have I just predicted the next Dell campaign <ogw> "Is it dead?  Or is it Dell�?"

#7069   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@atarax) People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything.

#7070   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dracostian> i just saw the worst movie ever <spanker> your birth?