#6996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh <DeskLazer> it's called AOL

#6997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked <BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet

#6998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea <dinarchvs> fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware <dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware <dalias> ? <dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth <dalias> hahaha <dalias> dude, go get some <dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster <dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing <dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession <dinarchvs> a special dick rendering chip <dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 dicks/second <auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet

#6999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world. <infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.

#7000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dive> hey <dive> i got something we can debate <dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft <dive> i honestly am not sure. <zan> heh <zan> microsoft is <dive> yeah <zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still

#7001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex. <Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.

#7002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now <The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??

#7003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<unknown> A Blow Job Is Better Then No Job...

#7004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital <Simboo> omg what happend? <Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof <Lombers[A]> split his head <Simboo> fwoar <Lombers[A]> was pissing blood <Simboo> stiches? <Lombers[A]> about an inch cut <Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches <Simboo> *shivers* eew. <pace> lol needed a wall hack

#7005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sphinx0r> i know shit but some shit is still unclear to me

#7006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY <kisama_> I <3 YOU <Swish> you "less than three" him? <kisama_> please. <kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx <kisama_> i thought you were hardcore. <Swish> apparently not that hardcore. <Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed. <kisama_> well E> is flat <Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows... <Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk. <kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART <kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS <kisama_> weirdo.

#7007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he calls 'a gang of hardcore azns' <DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense <DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan for CS <DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged <DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus scan and flood protection on his irc porn server

#7008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Marek> you guys know how big the benchmark is? <@Haggis> about 6"

#7009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<azrael69> why do all goths express their individuality the same?

#7010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."

#7011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kuro> dork? whale penis? <timmo> we have some in the fridge

#7012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Camus> my dad has a spiked collar.. <Camus> dog*

#7013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/ <Xisor> fu robo u aint <RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am <The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most <RoboJoe> i'm never idle <RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon <Xisor> I see <RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you! <The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life

#7014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tirael> wtf is a haemophiliac? <Tirael> someone who has sex w/ blood??

#7015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with <Masa> very unsatisfactory <Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh. <Kevyn> I was too young to know better. <Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much <Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose. <waffle> you're quite the enlightened male <Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it. <Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids. <Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.

#7016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Echo5ive> I am not a Japanese schoolgirl, so I can�t type 80wpm with my thumbs on a cell phone.

#7017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten seconds! <tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him <Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a twinkie, the best part is the cream.

#7018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself <Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels <Raven> all by myself <Raven> that was all during one summer <Raven> i was 12 <skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven? <panda> is that why european's can't dress?

#7019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x <Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%

#7020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@skold> im still happy with my tbird <@skold> cant say i wouldnt buy a 2400+ right now if i had the money <@skold> heh new server with users and an admin who doesnt seem to be a moron <Flux> where? <Taranis> Linux's memory manager is way better than Window's <@skold> wtf did that come from :P <@skold> 'hey whats up' 'LUNIX TRUELY IS THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM'