#6971   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Skulljack> Funny how all zombies have muscles, skin and everything else nearly falling off of them, yet they almost always have a fully functioning digestive system.

#6972   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW! <Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE! <zamros> WHY <Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS! <Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world! <zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO <Siarin> Stupid people. =( <zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME

#6973   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend <Makaveli> then the statement is true * SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the cock <Makaveli> wtf * Paralysis nods sagely <Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you <Makaveli> fuck you both <Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered! * Paralysis is away (mak :D).

#6974   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<steelcap> Imagine there was a way to make a monitor give off like way more radiation <steelcap> and give people cancer remotely <steelcap> thatd be an awesome trojan feature..

#6975   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #christian <ircbuddy> :matrix.de.eu.dal.net 432 ircbuddy irc-pope :Non-Ethical nickname <ircbuddy> Even DALNet knows that the pope is 'non-ethical' :P <BiblThmpr> excuse me

#6976   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU <Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.

#6977   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[avon]> oh man <[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks <[av0n]> after install <[av0n]> do you want to reboot now? <[av0n]> no <[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot <[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box <[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot <[av0n]> just watch. *** Quits: [av0n] ([email protected]) (Connection reset by peer)

#6978   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh <pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound? <Wey> crunch? <Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once <Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it

#6979   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shinji> wtf <Shinji> i have a #masturbation in my logs

#6980   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Petersen> trying to fit in irc, social life and work <Petersen> no time for sleep <Z59B> irc, IS social life? isnt it?

#6981   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Draven> w0ot. 150 MB porn movie done! <kaMIKazE> nice <+RedvaldezAWAY> not bad Cow <@murder1> wd d/l a 150 mb movie when all you're gonna last is at 500kb

#6982   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(SithAdmin): fsck (SithAdmin): paper cut on tongue ([TeMpEsT]): ouch (Rambozo): ooh... ([TeMpEsT]): how did you manage that sith? (Rambozo): he tried to eat out a paper model of anna kournikova (Rambozo): it came as a cutout in a magazine ([TeMpEsT]): lmao (Rambozo): :D (Rambozo): "Put tab A into slot B" "I sure will!!"

#6983   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ein> Bottomless pits work on what I like to call "Toilet Paper roll on strings Theory" <Stefanf> put meat on a string and lower it into the pit! PLANET CORE BBQ!

#6984   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;) <MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi <MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside <BadAss> lol <Ste[Away]> rofl <MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit <BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be there <MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying to decypher the code

#6985   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tweak> fucking stupid program <OmniWyse> at least you know where your problem lies <tweak> why can't I just plug my brain into the pc, lightwave reads what I want and does it <tweak> this is driving me up the fucking wall <OmniWyse> cause then MS would find a way to hack your brain and copy all the stuff you wouldnt want them to see <tweak> nahh I'd have a brainwall <tweak> I'd start thinking about tits and beer and they'd get bored and leave

#6986   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja, does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not getting?

#6987   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off <Him> heh <Ody> o_o <Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents <Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!" <Ody> err <Ody> not again

#6988   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk <Talwin> I'm like "Get down there bitch" <Talwin> And its all "!! k" <Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing <soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that.  you know, resisting a bit.  i like foreplay when i masturbate.

#6989   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Router> does anyone feed their furby with their penis <BassDrop> those things are for pussies <Router> i think that would be funny <Router> YUM <Router> lol

#6990   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonathans> brooklyn rules <jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather

#6991   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family. <Seeker> It can? <sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny. <Seeker> I can see where this is going.. <sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo. <Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? <sutna> spose not <Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#6992   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras <Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom <Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital <Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ <madog> you catch a lot of thieves? <madog> people be tring to steal? <Blaxxthos> yes <Blaxxthos> all the time <Blaxxthos> OH SHIT <Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT <Blaxxthos> brb

#6993   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Funkadelica> �_� it's a conspiracy <maladroit> I LOVE THAT FACE <maladroit> �_� <@wildkarrdex> I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO DIE <Funkadelica> �_� -----> x_X * maladroit CAUSES �_� TO DIE <maladroit> O_o <@wildkarrdex> HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY <@wildkarrdex> IN A FAIRER WORLD YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD

#6994   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@c-rOCK] no mad [@c-rOCK] just because you and I and guilty had dealings [@c-rOCK] we were drunk [@c-rOCK] and we agreed it was a mistake [@madog] Guilty was a good piece of ass. [@madog] err. [@c-rOCK] i gotta give him that yeah he was

#6995   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow. <SpaceRain> STUPID