#6946   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!").

#6947   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez.

#6948   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze <Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET

#6949   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[!] @Techdude kisses doll sooooooo hard, there is an instant netsplit [!] Quit: L|z[email protected]\[[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]] [!] Quit: Amy[email protected]\[[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]]

#6950   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<elfpower> I wonder why they don't make kumquat juice?  i mean, kumquats are pretty good. <apollo> probably because it sounds like a mixture of semen and vaginal juice.

#6951   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guest_0135966> Want FUN??? Come to the MjsIRC Chat Network... For High Speed Servers, Ready To Party, With Another Server To Come!, simply type /server mjs48.bsd.st or /server kevin.mjs48.bsd.st or /server steven.mjs48.bsd.st   .JOIN NOW!!! * Guest_0135966 has quit IRC (Client closed connection) <HunterSD> Want to FUCK OFF? Come to the Windows Desktop Party... For high speed fun, with another Alt+F4 to Come! Simply type /Quit, or /qUiT, or /QUIT... DO IT NOW!!!!

#6952   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame <hotgirl4u> uhh <D4NG3R0U5> ...nm

#6953   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is that whenever i get paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same amount of money

#6954   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Actinium> so she's like "hey" and i swooned, drooled, and wet my pants <Actinium> and I came back with "hello" <Actinium> i think it's love

#6955   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<irq> what acronym is posv? > Pirates of Silicon Valley. <irq> ah yes > And it sucks, because I actually had a decent tape. > Then I loaned it to a co-worker, whose wife interpreted "silicon" as "silicone," got the wrong idea, and threw it out.

#6956   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sam_> hrmm help me come up with a new email address <Sam_> i cant think of a clever name <P|CK|E> Screwdriver Deluxe <Sam_> im think TommySalami <Sam_> or im gonna try to get Sam_ <P|CK|E> yeah <P|CK|E> Sam_ <Sam_> i wish that was my name <Sam_> my real name <Sam_> actually i'd rather have it be @Sam_ <Sam_> so i have ops.

#6957   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave? <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc

#6958   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Greggorian> is it a big book? <Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist <Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face <Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can <Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big

#6959   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

icecubes32: i don't like small tvs icecubes32: i have to squint fromullins: you are always squinting fromullins: you're chinese

#6960   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rance> the mating ritual has begun... i fixed her cable modem, she was impressed.  *flex*

#6961   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean <Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock

#6962   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Swish> the C5 military cargo plane? <iban> that's what my mom's boyfriend used to pilot <iban> yea the C5 <Swish> cooool :D <iban> he said that when it loads it lowers the body down and opens the front and back <iban> its' the only plane that gets down on all fours to take it from both ends

#6963   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Swish> life is so ironic <Swish> Happy hour: when you imbibe great quantities of depressant

#6964   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cyrix> you can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long

#6965   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours <Swish> rofl <PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number <PolestaR> which is fake

#6966   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sail> everyone must face their inner canadian

#6967   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Current> Hey, in San Francisco, you don't leave dogs with tags unattended in Chinatown, because it just marks them as edible.

#6968   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car <RevengePimpy> in the back seat <RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat <RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to fuck or something <RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind

#6969   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

#6970   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RevengePimpy> man Steven Hawking is the shit <HazE> lol <RevengePimpy> He talks like a robot