#6246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the "iFartinyourgeneraldirection"

#6247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi <Murdock> I saw it 3.14 times.

#6248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<\windows\system32ormat> /run $me

#6249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Zimbu finds Perl funny <Zimbu> It's the only programming language that forces you to use as many emoticons as possible

#6250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too? <Jade-> the internet and your computer

#6251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Murdock> r2d2 isnt a robot.. it's a droif <Murdock> er.. droid <jitspoe> r2d2 isn't a robot, it's a midget in a tin can!

#6252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy * Fembot shaved <jitspoe> not there you didn't

#6253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sasquatch> in 20 years schindler's list will be the subject of MST3K <Sasquatch> <Crow> He's Makin a list, and checkin' it twice. <TomServo> I don't get it, is he naughty? or nice?

#6254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nein> what unix o.s. should i install on a 486 with 7megs ram? <nein> laptop <A-KO> Trashcan with kernel I.7.5u-ck.5 <A-KO> :) <nein> is that a free download? <nein> heheh <nein> will it run aol?

#6255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal

#6256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

#6257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tac0> FiZi <Tac0> are u connected to the internet? <FiZi2> What the fuck do you think

#6258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare <slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me <Ice_raven> it is <slash> okay, that's good. <slash> no false advertising there!

#6259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport"

#6260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chikster>Does anyone know if I can DL a complete version of photoshop on the net? <Gary> They have photoshop on Pcs... <Chikster> God why do newbies all try an help me..

#6261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jade> don't become one of them <jade> geeks = evil <jade> except as sex slaves. *** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC possible.)

#6262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways <Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky

#6263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dsif0r> that lil clip dude <dsif0r> that microsoft uses <dsif0r> he rules. <quish> ... <quish> no he doesnt <quish> he's annoying as hell <dsif0r> yes he does <dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings <dsif0r> people just treat him like shit <dsif0r> and hes only there to help.

#6264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saveth> THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN OUT OF THE COMPANY, OR ACCESSED OR COPIED ELECTRONICALLY OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY'S E-MAIL SERVER. <Saveth> Hmm. <Saveth> Who wants a copy? <jwbozzy> <-- <MrFalcon> <-- <res0> <--

#6265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chris_A> Can you wait tables, Mime? <Mime> No, but I can kill people. <Chris_A> Failing that, can you bring deadly vengeance upon your en-- ahh, you've worked in a resturant before? Fantastic.

#6266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* static changes topic to 'necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one'

#6267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance! <LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a few times. <LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then to Korean and back, we came up with: * Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P * Leliel also :P <LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes lower part it will be able to divide c." <Suika|away> divide c! <Suika|away> that's so moving

#6268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kinto> That totally sucked. <Kinto> I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ... <Kinto> So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell. <Kinto> But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J. * Kinto starts rapping. <Menophis> That's better than looking like Kriss Kross. <Menophis> I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants.

#6269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<punkassjy> i hate those goddamn jesus freaks with their wwjd.  i mean, wtf? <yapper> you mean wtfwjd!  lol! <punkassjy> rtfb!

#6270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kt> i got my tongue pierced <Eamon_the_goth17> really <Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth??