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#6271   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> Now playing: 01 - David Rose - Gay Spirits @ 128 Kbps. (0:05/2:07) <blazemore> ah hear we go <HKISA> YES!!! <HKISA> wait <HKISA> shit that 'yes' was out of place


#6272   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null <Tricks> wtf is /dev/null <Despondent> I don't know, what is it? <Tricks> i think u do mate <Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing


#6273   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing�! <enisoc> how the hell do you type a � symbol by accident??


#6274   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz <knee> that'll be $8.00 <FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling must be defective <mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party <mightyflo> hk bootlegs <FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob <FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx


#6275   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks <torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black feelings pop out all the time. <Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years of anti-geek abuse <Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill asshole.


#6276   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up? <AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be talking AOL


#6277   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@hypnotix> dammit this sucks.. i got Daikatana for my b-day


#6278   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp! <sacrine> damn you are elite :| <eSDee> congrats <deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something? <sacrine> do we have a choice? <deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site? <eSDee> omg <sacrine> omfg


#6279   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games <DAL9000> Geese: maphack?


#6280   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster <+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now?


#6281   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot that's sole job is to count the number of times the word `beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and announce it at the end of the day :-)


#6282   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom"


#6283   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deevee> I love my new computer <deevee> more than my gf


#6284   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME <emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me? <emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?


#6285   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING <zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT <Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!


#6286   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops [20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel? [20:48] <Cougar> there are [20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)


#6287   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls? <pr0nfiend> why not <pr0nfiend> mmm <pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls <pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW <pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products


#6288   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fryboy>  A fast internet connection has more long term value. Your typical 18           year old girl is good for about 1 night....then either she gets           bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after hearing "Like,           you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence. <Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on giving.


#6289   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills pop-ups.  Hypocrysy at it's finest.


#6290   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kipozo> Guess what I bought today.... <kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0


#6291   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.


#6292   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y] has also done many clever things. <jc> japh did "hello, world" once.  It was pretty awesome. <japh> No one does "hello world" like I do. <vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of code.


#6293   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times. <Pozzi> Now fuck you all!


#6294   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<followme> I hate <followme> bitchs <followme> with a uq <followme> less then mine


#6295   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Atom> im racist against leprachans <Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!" <Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms"


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