#6221   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<klogd> http://www.solaristhemovie.com/ <fragglet> is it a horror movie

#6222   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money

#6223   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nzc> actually <nzc> i need to msg quat <nzc> there we go <nzc> and <nzc> i have to eat <cj_> and <cj_> you have <cj_> to take off <cj_> your return key <cj_> and only <cj_> use it for <cj_> special occasions <cj_> like <cj_> when you finish <cj_> a sentence

#6224   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<scabb> What's the difference between a Psychiatrist and a Psychologist? <MIiscool> I'm not sure, but I think the latter takes care of easier problems, which can be fixed with medication, while the former does the whole talking bit <scabb> So if they were Pokemon, Psychologist would evolve into Psychiatrist? <Twilo> wouldn't you need a diploma stone to do it? <Twilo> you have to trade psychiatrist to a different university for him to evolve

#6225   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pika-Screw> Did you ever want to kick Mario right in the pills and yell "That's for keeping Luigi in the shadows all these years, bitch!"?

#6226   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

geekgirl [[email protected]] has joined #megatokyo <TheRiff> "ill never sleep with another woman ive never met before again!" <geekgirl> Whoops <Mephisto> O.o <TheRiff> and then they realize they said woman and meant man, and rethink their whole life <TheRiff> since she has a mustache, its confusing <geekgirl> Now that is a weird conversation to come to.

#6227   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Magellan_ narrows his eyes at greylark <Greylark> why me? <Magellan_> because you started it <Greylark> i didn't say anything about your imaginary girlfriend <Magellan_> SHES NOT IMAGINARY!

#6228   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr-Ikari> X is being evil on my laptop :((( <adrian> you have to shake it to clear the screen

#6229   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XtremeBain> you know you're a hich when <Fembot> ya can't spell "hick"

#6230   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scythewz> my bed makes a nice punching bag <Zimbu> and at night, Scythewz's bed makes a nice diaper

#6231   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<metroid23> wtf... i heard this kind of "knock" on my front door, i go to check and theres a dead squirrel on my NEIGHBORS porch O_o <ScumDog> does it look injured? <metroid23> its fucking dead <Gaffect> fell from a tree? <metroid23> hahaha, right, on the nearest tree (50 feet away) and then being projected 45 feet horizontally and then falling thru two stories of concrete :) <metroid23> poor guy

#6232   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xbain> "statistics show that teen pregnancy significantly drops off after age 25"

#6233   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rastie> i teached my kid sister a good lesson <Murdock> I'm guessing it wasn't an english lesson..

#6234   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ... <RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer * Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet

#6235   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blue> drunk girls are easier than programming <JC|WooWoo> blue just can't program

#6236   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<carcoal> what's a good car? <carcoal> truck or sub <jitspoe> sumbarines are usually good cars, carcoal

#6237   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+shattersp1ne> hey i found out a way to abbreviate army <+shattersp1ne> rme <+shattersp1ne> i will make millions off of it

#6238   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fembot> weight is like a Mississippi marriage -- purely relative. <Fembot> mass is constant

#6239   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fryth> ah, math jokes <Fryth> don't drink and derive

#6240   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<keithandmike-com> Just stop.. okay. Damnit, I hate you so much. You probably sit and write these down and just wait for me to join. Bastard. Eat corn poop. <Fembot> Mike joined the Navy and wanted to become a SEAL... there was something appealing about their creed to "never leave their buddy's behind"

#6241   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaltorak> every 7 out of 6 days is a bad day for my typing skils. <Kaltorak> oh my god.

#6242   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Calrathan> does it have something to do with Microsoft rerouting the traffic to go through their own version of Carnivore, called Omnivore? [it eats EVERYTHING! bwhahahaha]

#6243   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fryth> What is ".net"? Some kind of asp development standard? <Calrathan> Fryth, distributed computing solution by MS. <Calrathan> in otherwords... MS can disolve computers around the world with this stuff <Calrathan> [distributed computing SOLUTION... har har har]

#6244   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bender`> When i was little i took a bath with my dad and when he stood up from the tub his penis slapped me across the face

#6245   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards <Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover? <FooMashoo> yes