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#6121   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred <Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again


#6122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are? <Trukkie> guns


#6123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets <suffocate> under linux <suffocate> ???


#6124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zombie> sisters are good <Sony> She is fat <Sony> and she smells <Sony> like bear <Zombie> lol <Zombie> perfect for you <Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it <Sony> Wait <Sony> I mean now <Sony> no*


#6125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users" <Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC <Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D


#6126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow <standby> i feel so cool <standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work <standby> well i allready do but it will be easier


#6127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pete^> I <Pete^> accidently <Pete^> :) <Pete^> married <Pete^> a guy <Pete^> ;p


#6128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all the day...


#6129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that <DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse <DiViL`> :P <KnightOwl> hahah <DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker


#6130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks <ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus <ouija666> so i say like <ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'


#6131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night? <mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing <mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow <mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan


#6132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

iamouija: Because I'm Jewish iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.-


#6133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how. <RadAghazt> Ok. <RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but... <RadAghazt> they're in Japanese. <RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions. <RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.


#6134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains splatter over the wall. GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH! <Anton> is a good death metal track


#6135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x <vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm <kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra <vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid


#6136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me tonight


#6137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Heinz89> seen alric <Plaidhawk> [email protected] was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89


#6138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat! *** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc. <Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great <Rezox> gay people are gay


#6139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s] <Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel <captain_tarik> gotta give him credit <Niteling> ? <captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn


#6140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?" Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."


#6141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat? <Hot^Gay_Male> yes <Hot^Gay_Male> msg me


#6142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. �Tracer Script� <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight... <[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! ) <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS! <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet.. <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..


#6143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<barbye> wtf is this <barbye> teh purpose <barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE <barbye> IN LIFE <bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =( <barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING <barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES <johnny69> mhmm.. ok <bass_freak> good idea! * barbye bbl, [SUICIDE] * johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE] * bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]


#6144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4 <Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n <Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!! <Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either


#6145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xetrov`> bbiab <Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister <[VeRT]> kinky


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